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Andy Forster
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Head Chef at Miss Lacey 🔪 Bowel Cancer Survivor. Long suffering QLD Reds, Wallabies and Bombers Supporter. Married to Meegs ❤️ Dad to Olivia 👧🏼
Big things are happening at Miss Lacey Cafe! A brand-new menu is on the way, starting from the 19th December. I can’t wait to share it with you all.

1/50 Main St, Croydon VIC 3136

#MissLaceyCafe
#MissLaceyWineBar
#NewMenuComingSoon
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Old mate isn’t coping too well with England heavily losing another Ashes test match. Maybe time to accept that Australia has depth and still able to produce quality results even without their top players. Piers Morgan again proving how much of a flog he is…

#ashes
#cricket
#australia
#england
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
CAAAARRRRRRPPPPPP!!!

Jesus, he must be desperate to be relevant again, my guess is that no one in the Nats supports this buffoon to be leader again, they know he’s poison. Not much in the way of choice though to be honest. His constituents won’t be happy in the least.
#BREAKING 🚨 The Sydney Morning Herald reports Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce is in "advanced talks" to defect to Pauline Hanson's One Nation

When asked, Joyce reportedly declined to comment, while Hanson did not deny that discussions were ongoing
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
BBQ on the beach at sunset in Fiji
October 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Meanwhile, in Fiji…
October 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I tipped Hawthorn, but I didn’t think it would be this much of a blow out. How embarrassing for Adelaide.

#AFL
#finalsfooty
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hardly surprising that Sussssan has dropped JNP, it’s surprising that it’s taken as long as it had. The LNP are a joke.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
August 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Reposted by Andy Forster
Remember:

If you see someone you know at the mArCh FoR aUsTrAlIa rally, organised by a literal fucking racist nazi group, you are obligated to call that person a literal goddamned fucking racist nazi

Until we meet again!
a cartoon character is walking through a tunnel with a sword .
Alt: a cartoon character is walking through a tunnel with a sword .
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I learnt today that you shouldn’t climb trees when you’re over 40 and already have dodgy knees. For context, I was trimming some of the branches so they wouldn’t interfere with the connecting power lines
July 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Ventured on to Twitter again the past couple of days, seems it has only gotten worse. Truly inhabited by the vile dregs of the human race. Racists, fascists, anti-vaxxers, the gullible, and that’s just the MAGA supporters, seem to inhabit it now. It needs to die.
July 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If any accident happens to befall this POS while in custody, I will have no sympathy for him. This makes me so angry, and is so distressing for all victims and their families.
Identity of alleged childcare paedophile revealed as 1200 children urged to undergo STI tests
Joshua Brown, 26, who worked at 20 centres across Melbourne over almost a decade, has been charged with more than 70 offences, including child rape.
www.theage.com.au
July 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
What has been broken, can be rebuilt… except my back, that is pretty fucked. At least my Chiropractor gets it back to some sort of working order. In other news, I’ve been unhappy with work for a while and have been contemplating leaving the industry all together. After a few months of not really…
June 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I thought it was a bit cold this morning 🥶
June 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
May 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Nothing makes me happier than upsetting Carlton supporters…

#ihatecarlton
May 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Matt Golding delivering the goods again today

#MattGolding
#auspol
May 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Put your lettuces out…
Sussan Ley does remind me of Liz Trusssss...
May 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Went to see Betelgeuse with Meegs tonight, featuring the brilliant Eddie Perfect (who coincidentally wrote it!!!), along with the equally brilliant cast. Would highly recommend, especially if you love off kilter humor.
May 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is doing the rounds again…
Sesame Street: Grouch Apprentice with Donald Grump (Song)
YouTube video by RageHole
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May 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Reposted by Andy Forster
Just after the 2022 election I said (I think it was on Insiders) if the Liberal party didn’t read the room on climate, women etc - then it was consigning itself to irrelevancy. I was pretty roundly criticised at the time. But I do know what I’m talking about and I can pick a vibe
May 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
☑️ anxiety attacks
☑️ lack of sleep
☑️ back issues
☑️ body aching 24/7
☑️ burn out
☑️ working for a muppet
☑️ miserable most work days
☑️ existential dread

I need to find a way out, I’m ready for a fresh start away from the kitchen and back in to corporate. The question is, what should I do instead?
May 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sorry Gina, billionaires like you should not dictate govt policy or what money should be spent on. Now please kindly fuck off, and take your mates Clive Palmer et al with you.

#auspol
April 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
To whoever did this… 👌🏻👏🏻🤣

#auspol
#ameliahamer
#lnp
April 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Intriguing that I get this text from our local goblin/member and my darling wife did not… Same goes for LNP voting info/propaganda I got in the mail a couple of weeks ago. Mrs F quipped maybe it was because they know she’s a lost cause? 🤔😆

#auspol
#politicalmisogyny
April 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM