He does the easy stuff badly.

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Do an early 2000's one where the camera is so close you get claustrophobia. And occasionally turn it at an angle.

There was a poem about this. So that the dogs knew they weren't abandoned...

Had an argument with someone at work who didn't see the value in using a qualified trainer to deliver training because the other (unqualified) option "deserved a chance."

Hey, at least he knows what's killing him. I've no idea.

Robocop outtakes where he's submitting an overtime claim and arguing with the Sgt about not getting time off.

This is why I can't read any more.

You made them financially bankrupt then and they're making you morally bankrupt now.

Double heaping the coffee and YouTube suggests these historic videos will cause you nightmares. Why yes, that sounds helpful right now...

WHAT EXACT CONDIMENTS?