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Fourkey
@fourkey.bsky.social
Spurs fan, teacher, parent to two adorable Gremlins, owner of a fluffy goblin and husband to an amazing wife.
妈买皮 - MaMaiPi - Maa My Pea- Literally mother sells skin
他妈的 - TaMaDe - Ta Maa Duh - His Mother's
傻逼 - ShaBi - Like Shabby with a slight pause between the syllables - Stupid Cunt

Those are the choice ones I learned from Taxi drivers in Chongqing
September 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
There's probably a Bentancur/Yoko Ono joke somewhere...
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Isn't that just *the* classic fascist tactic?
August 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Don't forget Saliba taking out Cunha and it being dismissed as 'foot on foot contact '
August 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It's all just footage of adulterous CEOs isn't it?
July 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Like a fine wine
July 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It just shows that their issue isn't the ability to consent but a rationalisation of their attraction to the under aged by reframing things as children and teenagers.
June 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
A tale as old as time. Has Chelsea for two seasons then going to arsenal written all over it for me.
May 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
You know if it was the other way round it'd be given.
April 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Between yours and @marthawells.com I've started trying to get into writing again. I'm fumbling around with plot but at least I'm creating again and your words helped motivate that. Thank you.
April 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I mean it depends what you're using it for. Expected goals implies an average keeper performance. Vicario has played like a clown and you can see that in there.
April 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think the fact that they've had more shots on target despite having that little of the ball is damning enough even without the scoreline
April 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel that they make the wrong decision every time. When they need to be quick and exploit a gap they dwell and when they are against a set defence there's too much rash snap passing that exposes us to a counter
April 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Semiosis is exactly what I thought of.
March 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Walker as a 10?
March 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Liberal use of the snooze button
March 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
And then Bentancur manages to tackle the ball into the furthest forward Villa player...
February 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm genuinely curious as to why this is a thing. Are people just expecting the club to only sign people from the people that dave down the pub knows about?

So like; top half of the premier league and a smattering of the best players at elite European clubs.
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Honestly I don't know why he's constantly commentating our matches at the moment. It's relentless.
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Opponent can't body your keeper if you do it first?
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just going by the definition here, yeah, I suppose because they're aggregated at the end of both matches rather than starting the second match with the same score? It's all pedantic but I suppose as the SF is during a transfer window you don't have teams handicapping themselves by making transfers.
February 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Looks like what we said before then in that the tackling issues are tactical. I wonder if we would look to use him as a more aggressive centreback and tuck the fullback in. An inversion of the inverted fullback if you will.
February 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM