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Juan
@fourjuaneight.com
Coder, automation nerd, amateur archivist.

cleverlaziness.com
Better days...
September 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
tariffs on lava soon?
May 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That's how you become an over ememployed 10x engineer.
March 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You should try to follow Latinos cooking. "A bit of this and just an extra bit of that"
March 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There are also a ton of parallels between the two! The kitchen will look like a warzone when you bake a cake. While you need a 500+ line React component to toggle a button, which will give you PTSD.
March 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It takes a special kind of masochist to choose to do this job. Web dev is the best and worst thing to happen to me.
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
willfully ignorant
March 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Then add a form for feedback that doesn't go anywhere but subscribes them to your newsletter.
February 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Do a soft launch with an open beta.
February 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the right environment for me is slouched on the couch with the laptop on my chest
February 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
How toasted are we talking, tho?
February 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Instantaneous travel. But every 5 trips, you have to watch an add for a weird clothing store you've never heard of that only sells on IG.
February 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM