Don't know what to do with a D&D character you like the design of but they don't really have a place to go? Make them a cowboy. You still may have no where to go with them but now they have a little hat

on one side: piña coladas, health food, yoga, champagne. all controllable variables. on the other, "getting caught in the rain," which you can't fairly do on purpose. by definition an inconvenience. this is the only one on the narrator's list I buy; as a kink it rings true. the rest is obfuscation