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Sherbie Fountain
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Frequent flyer. Part time geek. Ale lover. Gin aficionado. Aspiring cactus plantation owner. Cat fancier. Metal 🤘. Horror and paranormal fanatic.
I once met someone who wrote these leaflets for the company he worked for. It was definitely Marvin the Paranoid Android vibes as he told me how nobody reads them and how depressing it was for him! 😬
August 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yes!
July 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Sounds like the lyrics to a Morrissey song.
June 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🤘
June 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
That's true! They need to get their act together.
May 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's not just you. We're being invaded.
May 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Imagine if he was called Poop a man. Would his power be chucking poop at blokes or pooping them out of his bottom?
April 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This haunted me for years! Also I read the book recently which is nowhere near as scary.
April 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
But why?
April 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I've legitimately never had a Cadburys boost, but you don't see me shouting about it.
April 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I was today years old.
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The first one is a practice one.
February 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I've never heard this phrase before. It's delightful and I'm going to work it into as many conversations as possible.
February 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
You can buy them in Sainsbury's.
January 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you buy some new ones I 100% guarantee the old ones will turn up the same day.
January 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Same here!
January 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Brrrrrr! Hope you've got your winter duvet on!
January 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Does anyone?
December 25, 2024 at 4:12 PM