Nick has been found dead in Miami
@foundeadinmiami.bsky.social
Reports of my death have been exaggerated for comedic effect
I think they should serve @jeppsonsmalort.bsky.social on more flights
January 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think they should serve @jeppsonsmalort.bsky.social on more flights
Conversely, Norm MacDonald would've had issues with the portrayal of Jughead in Riverdale.
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Conversely, Norm MacDonald would've had issues with the portrayal of Jughead in Riverdale.
Anthony Bourdain would've loved Food Wars. He would've been all over that shit.
December 16, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Anthony Bourdain would've loved Food Wars. He would've been all over that shit.
horseshoe theory is real and it ruined TGI Fridays
December 13, 2024 at 8:32 AM
horseshoe theory is real and it ruined TGI Fridays
Got some exciting new real estate investment in the opps' hood. Hope they like Whole Foods...
December 12, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Got some exciting new real estate investment in the opps' hood. Hope they like Whole Foods...
I've taken off the amulet and escaped his thrall
December 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I've taken off the amulet and escaped his thrall
day 5 with the amulet
PYRAMIDS I NEED PYRAMIDS
PYRAMIDS I NEED PYRAMIDS
December 8, 2024 at 3:42 AM
day 5 with the amulet
PYRAMIDS I NEED PYRAMIDS
PYRAMIDS I NEED PYRAMIDS
day 3 wearing the amulet, the vision of the obelisk grows clearer with each passing hour
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
day 3 wearing the amulet, the vision of the obelisk grows clearer with each passing hour
day 1 of wearing the amulet, I feel a deep longing for Coors Banquet
December 2, 2024 at 4:46 AM
day 1 of wearing the amulet, I feel a deep longing for Coors Banquet
won an amulet in a slot machine, should I put it on?
November 30, 2024 at 9:34 PM
won an amulet in a slot machine, should I put it on?
the contraptions have rebelled
November 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
the contraptions have rebelled
Got some more contraptions working, big things ahead
November 25, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Got some more contraptions working, big things ahead
The opps painted a fake tunnel on the side of a hill yesterday, took me all morning to get unflattened after I crashed into it, sick of this shit.
November 23, 2024 at 4:10 AM
The opps painted a fake tunnel on the side of a hill yesterday, took me all morning to get unflattened after I crashed into it, sick of this shit.