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Foul Owl
@foulowl.bsky.social
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"The man was either mad or both."
Terrible sleeper. Likes theatre, trees and cats. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Yellow castle in a glass display; on the sides a yellow bowl and teapot about the same size
August 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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False dichotomy?
Two signs pointing in opposite directions: "to the loo" and "to adventure".
April 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Accidentally befriended stray cat coming right up
Grey fluffy cat sitting in a field Grey fluffy cat flopped against some legs
March 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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"I hope I am not just a follower to you but also someone you have genuinely considered blocking" - tumblr user ferret-propaganda
February 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Ancient fossil of Earth's once domninant species, now relegated to seating purposes.
A life-size, usable couch carved into a massive stone wall. The wall faces an outdoor path and is half-covered in moss.
December 2, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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When you're a statue and you've seen too much
Small statue of a dragon with their tongue sticking out and a seemingly frowning or shocked glance. Small statue of a unicorn with their mouth's corners turned down and a seemingly perplexed glance.
November 28, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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So this happened at rehearsals
Conductor: "I know why the tenor sax is out of tune." Sax player: ? Conductor: "It's drunk too much." Sax player: "Ah!" [Reaches into the saxophone bell and takes out a water bottle]
November 14, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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From Alan Bennett's "The History Boys".
Excerpt from Alan Bennett's "The History Boys", reading: We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died. A photograph on every mantelpiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember. Because you should realise that so far as the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
November 11, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Ever ventured into a forest and suddenly found yourself?
A half-fallen sign saying "standing deadwood" and explaining which wild animals might inhabit the bush the sign is leaning against.
November 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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A quote from Terry Pratchett's Men At Arms, reading "Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness."
February 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM