The game is an incredible rush when you learn the mechanics. My problem is I’m too trigger happy with my mushrooms—I never have one whenever I’m lucky enough to be in first to block a blue shell.

No worries! I see they released an update back in the summer that calmed things down. The launch version had the cruelest CPU that made Knockout 150cc generate these kinds of posts. I’m gonna jump back in.

Way to go—but did you have to do it by driving “stupid”with bowser with no drifting to trick the AI into thinking your a newbie, or did they finally rebalance the game? I played for two months straight and could never do it, even with driving “bad” as a strategy.

I would say that I hope we’ll stay humble and not precipitate a karmically embarrassing foul up, but I’ve been to this party too many times.

Mr. President I love you, but do you always share opinions about Texas A&M whenever the Aggies win?

You deserve this, Matt. Today’s, right?

I hate it here.

Magnets are fun, tho.