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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!
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Lesbian climate angst is your new favourite musical genre. Funny (to me) environmental songs and memes. Putting the "ooh" in "existential dooom"
#LwiththeT #CeasefireNow🇵🇸

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fossilheads.bsky.social
I feel like there's a part missing where we all got exposed to a deluge of left-wing bias from the BBC
the "you guys are getting paid" meme but here it's "you guys are getting left-wing bias?"
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
every grifter whenever a major news story breaks
The Professor X meme of him holding his head with red rings radiating from it, with the text "must...find...way...to blame...migrants"
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
I mean...
a headline that reads "Elon Musk says AI research into Ancient Rome will "rewrite history" along with the meme of Bobby from King of the Hill as Manhattan (normally saying "I am tired of these people")
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
text that reads "all the billionaire entrepreneurs who have at some point announced they are devoted to fixing the climate crisis, only to realise that, rather than it involving some cool tech bro gadget they can take the credit for inventing, it actually requires redistributing wealth and restructuring the toxic economic system that got them so rich in the first place:" and then there is a picture from 30 rock of a man in a desk in a suit looking bored with the subtitles displayed that say "This is boring. I'm bored now"
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
A headline that reads "woman 'shocked' by £150 fine for pouring coffee down the street drain, followed by text that reads "how to react when the environmental protection act has been breached by disposal of waste in a way that could pollute land or water, a law enforcement guide:" followed by the "angry flower coy flower meme" and pointing to the angry flower is "when it's some woman emptying the end of her coffee down a street drain" and pointing to the coy flower is "when it's water companies dumping 3.6 millions hours of raw sewage into uk rivers and seas a year"
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
The "is this a pigeon?" meme, but the guy is saying "is this a cease-fire?" And the butterfly is a headline that reads "Israeli premier says 153 tons of bombs dropped on Gaza"
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
a headline that reads "vandalism of our countryside" ed Miliband signs off Britain's largest solar farm" accompanied by the Britta from Community "I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty" meme, only here she is saying "I can excuse the countryside being desecrated by toxic pesticides, chemical fertilisers, improper disposal of poisonous industrial and agricultural waste, raw sewage dumping, expanding road networks, transport pollution, fracking, monocropping, soil contamination, industrial emissions, expanding mega-farms, industrial plastic pollution and the climate changing from burning fossil fuels but I draw the line at the countryside being vandalised with solar panels"
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
“Anime Girl Hiding From a Terminator” meme, where the terminator is "vegan tampons" and the girl hiding is "Nigel Farage"
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
*contents may vary
A picture of FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! live on stage with fists in the air with the text "who wants to books us for summer 2026? we a re a very demure and unassuming female duo, singing very generic, apolitical and unchallenging songs that could be about anything, really" and then in smaller writing "smash the system" as if being sung on stage
October 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
An obvious idiom springs to mind, but it's not really fair on rats
A telegraph headline that reads "19 former conservative MPs have crossed the floor to join Nigel Farages party" accompanied by the Rik Mayall character Alan B'stard with the text "after careful consideration, I have decided to become worse" with a Reform rosette photoshopped onto him
October 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
A headline that reads "Tony Blair in discussions to run transitional Gaza authority" followed by the cartoon meme that was originally of 2 paths with the heart going one way and the brain going the other, but this one has been altered so that both the heart and the brain are going the way that reads "add another war criminal" and the path that reads "stop giving weapons to the people doing the genocide" and the title to the meme is "complex choices for world leaders when there's a genocide to stop"
September 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
the Billy Madison "bus driver / no they didn't" meme, here he is saying "you know, they're out there eating our swans" and the reply is "no, no they're not" and then he says "well no they're not, but imagine if they were"
September 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
text that reads "everyone freaking tf out because a girl on TikTok said the world was going to end:" followed by a picture of people excitedly freaking out, and then text that reads "climate scientists:" followed by the meme of the guy with his hands on his hips looking unimpressed
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
the Anakin Padme "right?" meme, where Anakin is saying "the 'end of the world'" is trending right now and she is saying "finally! so people are engaging with the climate crisis en masse at long last, right?"
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
Me to the BBC, when they report the president of another country's unevidenced opinion on paracetamol as headline UK news
the "I just want you to stop saying odd shit" meme
September 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
Gatwick 2nd runway APPROVED
The "despicable me" meme where Gru (in Reeves wig) is presenting a plan - the 4 panels say "1. prove we're not lefties by prioritising growth 2. more growth! bigger! further! faster! 3. everybody dies 4. Grud turns to look at the one that says "everybody dies" in concerned fashion
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
the "angry eyebrows" meme - here angry brows is saying "the left couldn't defeat him in an argument so they killed him" and the other person is saying "there are loads of videos of the the left defeating him in arguments on YouTube" and then angry eyebrows gets angry eyebrows
September 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
omg stop
Mekhi Phifer meme (smoking cigarette looking down in exhausted fashion) along with the text. when "save the planet" type pages generate AI pictures to illustrate their environmental message"
September 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
More interesting than the homophobia, is the reminder that this man does not base his position on anything other than ideas that he has invented in his mind and assumes (or would prefer) to be true.

Remember this when he is spouting s***e about immigrants.
A headline and picture from Pink News of Nigel Farage, with the text "Twice married Nigel Farage claims the 'most stable relationships' are between men and women
September 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
the Drake "No/Yes" meme, here he is recoiling at the Westbury White Horse having had a Georges cross put on it by "patriots" and is agreeable about Windsor castle having had incriminating pictures of Trump and Epstein projected on to it to coincide with Trump's state visit
September 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
fossilheads.bsky.social
a headline that reads "'It's dying in front of our eyes': how the UK's largest lake became an an ecological disaster" accompanied by a picture of the old painting of a man and a woman in a boat called "Boating" by Edouard Manet, that has been doctored so that the water is bright green and the man is saying "What causes so much toxic algae wonder!" and the woman tries to reply "modern agriculture" cut off by him saying " it must just be another of mother nature's strange secrets!" and she tries to say "it's literally the overload of phosphorus and nitrogen from animal waste, that environmentalists have been warning will happen for decades" but is interrupted by him saying "it really is a mystery"
September 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
DON'T FORGET TO KEEP NOT DOING ANYTHING, GANG!
The Beckham's "Be Honest" meme, with text that implies Victoria is saying 'It's really important I don't rake up the leaves in the garden because all sorts of creatures rely on the leaf layer for survival as a place where they can find food and cover, and in many cases even complete their life cycle. It's also better for the soil." and David replies "be honest..." to which she responds "and I wasn't going to goingtodo do it anyway" and he says "thank you"' .
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
now with added Netherlands and Iceland 💪
5 headlines that read " Iceland may withdraw from Eurovision 2026 if Israel is allowed to compete", "Netherlands join boycott of Eurovision 2026 over Israeli participation", " RTE says Ireland will boycott Eurovision id Israel is allowed to compete", "Spain: minister for culture calls for Spain to withdraw from Eurovision if Israel participates" and "Slovenia: Public Broadcaster says participation in Eurovision 2026 is unlikely and then the Lisa "presentation" meme, where the board says "NORMALISE not taking part in a singing competition if one of the entrants is deliberately starving a population of civilians to death
September 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
happy 3rd birthday to what remains my greatest ever joke
A Facebook post from Rosie Swayne (from FOSSILHEADS) that says "I just worry that she left instructions to leave the dogs to the groomer and it got misinterpreted" in response to a headline that reads "Prince Andrew to care for the queen's corgis, source says"
September 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
fossilheads.bsky.social
"It’s completely horrifying and wrong for someone to be murdered for their political beliefs whatever but there’s surely a grimly inescapable irony considerin..-"

“WOW SO YOU THINK IT'S COMPLETELY FINE AND OK AND GREAT FOR SOMEONE TO ME MURDERED FOR THEIR POLITICAL BELIEFS OK GOT IT“
THE "TUBA" MEME, WHERE ONE GIRLS HAS COVERED ANOTHER GIRL'S WHOLE HEAD WITH A TUBA and seems to be blowing it
September 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM