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FossilFishy
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-Went to music school therefore I own a small bicycle store.
-Canadian therefore I live in Australia.
-Never wanted children therefore I have the bestest daughter ever.
-Never expected love therefore my partner is…everything.
Your basic he/him hot mess.
I read the YA book Minibike Hero over and over around that time. I would have m*rdered you and everyone you knew if it meant I could have one. 🤪
July 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The video that screen grab was from.
As you can see, I’m a back row player, though I just noticed that I was the only one who was even remotely lit

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Baffin Island Party - Purity of Elvis
YouTube video by Alex Reno
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January 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Star is maybe stretching things a mite…
January 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
His hair: it is perfect 😉
November 21, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Sure, that’s fair. But enriching a bad person by buying their works or encouraging others to do so by praising those works does make you a bad person
July 11, 2024 at 3:46 AM
There’s a whole book on hockey stats, written in 90’s iirc. It endeavoured to do statistical analysis with the same granularity that baseball has. They referenced Gretzky so often that they put some effort into creating new nicknames for him. The Branford Biped was my favourite
April 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I know my luff from my leech and have handled a boom vang or two in my time. But hey, I’m sure you folk have got this…
April 4, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Something about hands, spit, and black flags…maybe?
March 16, 2024 at 10:49 AM
If you like I could give you a link to my latest song. It’s about a fast potato. It’s not a book, but it’s got some obvious lyric flaws that you could get your critic fix from. I promise I’m absolutely incapable of being offended about my hobby 😀
January 21, 2024 at 1:08 PM
😬 That sucks. I’ve the opposite. I tore off all my patella tendons and to put them back they had to sever a nerve in my knee. The outside of it has no feeling. I forget it until I whack it and think “Huh, that should hurt…oh right!”
December 13, 2023 at 5:44 AM