Philza: but here's the thing chat- I know where he lives :) I know where that little shithead fucking lives. so.. next time we're on a walk and we pass by that place he may slip and fall. kidding- I'm not going to attack a swan

Swan: slaps Phil, tries to steal his food
Philza:

Philza: I got to show you guys the updated Missa cat costume
*sad cat Missa*
notice anything different? I got cat hands! wait hold on- you'll see what I mean in a second
*ALLURING DANCE*
literal name of the amour is like 'toe beans' or something

Deathduo crumbs Missa took a left turn in Japan LMAO

coughing baby Philza 'freezeframe mod 5190 messages' spammer vs nuclear bomb Techno '3 message' Blade LMAO

Tubbo: I don't think he ever sent a message in my chat */user Technoblade* WE GOT 3!

RARE TECHNO MESSAGES! THE SACRET TEXTS

"the blood good is feasting tonight" *dumps Thousands of potatoes into the hole. for Techno. high intensity spud fountain LMAO*

Emeraldduo crumbs! Philza forgot about the potato farm connected to his Technoblade memorial and it's /Overflowing/

sacrificing potatoes and ringing the sellout bell ONE OF US ONE OF US

*burning iron as payment for mod Birder's help finding CLARK, the missing allay*
Philza: in honour of getting Carl- Clark. Clark back-
-'Carl is Techno's horse' I know Carl is Techno's horse, I've been talking to someone a lot about Technoblade recently, so. it was just fresh in my head :)

<3

Philza: we didn't know [last QSMP stream] was going to be the last. the admins playing Chayanne and Lullah said 'things aren't going great, we thought things were going to be fixed and they're not, so we're uncomfortable' I was like 'anytime you want to end our story the way we want let me know'

o7

logs on
posts premium Gus content, scritches for the most orange cat, totally not Philza's cat
logs off

there are QSMP crumbs everywhere for those with the eyes to see /j

there are Technoblade crumbs everywhere for those with the eyes to see /j

Philza calling Tubbo the 'golden boy of twitch' <3 you love to see it <3 ignore the context behind Phil saying this <3

close enough welcome back ANGEL OF DEATH

Aimsey: I was about to hit [Michela] and then Phil Sniped you it was amazing-
Michela: I was so pissed. I was SO MAD
A: -I felt like a guardian angel came in and swooped me off my feet. I saw the light until *BOOM* Philza Minecraft *BOOM*

if you give Philza an elytra he WILL elytra hop over everyone

forgot to post these at the time but this Lego MCC was really fun to watch Philza is Cracked at the craft, if you give Philza a bow in battlebox he WILL get an ace