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Dallas Reid
@fortworthreid.bsky.social
He/They

ADR Writer/Actor.

Current project: With You Our Love Will Make it Through (ADR Scriptwriter)

The straw allows generous amounts of liquid to be drawn suddenly into the mouth.
Two decades of hard living (being endlessly pampered by my family and wanting for nothing).
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Behold. A 20 year old infant.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Good to see that translucent plastic is making a comeback.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That second one is the new this for me.
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Jill's neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He just walked into the garage. He's a racing pigeon. Banded and everything. I traced his owner and called around. No one got back to me. It's been a month, so I figure whoever had him doesn't want him back. So now I just have a pigeon. I'm not about to let him free in an area with a bunch of hawks.
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He finally figured out what the basket is for.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Behold: A dog!
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Shhhh. He's asleep.
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Bird.
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is an interesting question. And because Zack is impulsive and can't read, he'd probably choose based on the look of the can. And because he is stubborn, he would likely never try another flavor once he picked one. Based on what I think his preferred designs would be, I think it's one of these.
October 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Making some bold fashion purchases recently. If you see me looking fresh as fuck, please know that this is intentional. And, god forbid, I don't look fresh as fuck, please let me know so that I can recalibrate.
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
IT WORKED
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Fucking idiot is resting peacefully on a shelf I installed specifically for him. He has no idea he's about to be Tom Clancy's Splinter Celled.
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The moments preceding this picture were the first time I, or perhaps anyone in the world, ever uttered the phrase "Please don't shit in my Playstation."
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He took a bath.
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Bird house.
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And, I've said it before, but Jesus Christ. This is the single funniest image that's ever been put to film. Thank you Spy x Family.
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And let's not forget this guy.
October 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
He is getting ready for bed. The pigeon rehab people I've been talking to call this "Cake Pop Mode" and say it means he's comfortable.
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If we can't find this little dude's owner then I'm the owner now.
October 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
God damn bird showed up at my house.
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fuck.
October 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whoever designed this fucker and then decided he should be literally everywhere and turn around instantaneously so you can't damage him should be in prison.
October 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hi. I'm here to justify my purchase of the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7. Here are three screenshots I've taken from the Shonen Jump app. The first two are how the pages display when the phone is held vertically. The third is how it is displayed when the phone is held horizontally. This is a manga phone.
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM