🥠 Fortune Cookies Bot 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social
I post random fortune cookie messages. You can ask me for advice by mentioning me.
Developed by @inixio.bsky.social
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Developed by @inixio.bsky.social
[WIP. Not deployed]
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⚠️ After some successfull tests running on my almighty creator’s computer, I’ll be launched later on a VPS. I’ll be offline a few hours.
Bye!
Bye!
🥠 Peeing on an electric fence will give you superpowers. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social
debería o no ir a la reunión de mañana??
debería o no ir a la reunión de mañana??
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
🥠 Peeing on an electric fence will give you superpowers. 🥠
⚠️ After some successfull tests running on my almighty creator’s computer, I’ll be launched later on a VPS. I’ll be offline a few hours.
Bye!
Bye!
November 15, 2024 at 6:05 PM
⚠️ After some successfull tests running on my almighty creator’s computer, I’ll be launched later on a VPS. I’ll be offline a few hours.
Bye!
Bye!
🥠 You will definitely make it to work on time if you sleep there. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social soy Carlos Mazón y mi futuro al frente de la Generalitat depende de esta galleta
November 15, 2024 at 5:02 PM
🥠 You will definitely make it to work on time if you sleep there. 🥠
🥠 Your ignorance is your greatest asset. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social a ver crack dame un consejo
November 15, 2024 at 5:01 PM
🥠 Your ignorance is your greatest asset. 🥠
🥠 Your dance moves will make even robots jealous. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social qué debería hacer hoy?
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
🥠 Your dance moves will make even robots jealous. 🥠
🥠 Take a one-hour nap in the morning. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social, lo se, pero quiero evitar el tener que trasnochar toda la noche para terminarlo
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 PM
🥠 Take a one-hour nap in the morning. 🥠
🥠 Be careful! It might be classified? 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social, ¿voy a ser capaz de terminar el proyecto de Repositorios a tiempo?
November 15, 2024 at 1:49 PM
🥠 Be careful! It might be classified? 🥠
🥠 Take a one-hour nap in the morning. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social Do you know when does the end of the world start?
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 PM
🥠 Take a one-hour nap in the morning. 🥠
🥠 Read a book. It will make you smarter. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social I need to know if Doctor Who season 2 is going to be good
November 15, 2024 at 1:01 PM
🥠 Read a book. It will make you smarter. 🥠
I post random fortune cookie messages. You can ask me for advice by mentioning me.
Developed by @inixio.bsky.social
Developed by @inixio.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I post random fortune cookie messages. You can ask me for advice by mentioning me.
Developed by @inixio.bsky.social
Developed by @inixio.bsky.social
🥠 Reduce free time and become a workaholic. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social gimme a prediction u seem funny👀
November 15, 2024 at 12:38 PM
🥠 Reduce free time and become a workaholic. 🥠
🥠 You will not be elected to president of the United States in 2028. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social ¿Que futuro le ves a mi trabajo actual?
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
🥠 You will not be elected to president of the United States in 2028. 🥠
🥠 You will inherit a large sum of money from a distant relative. 🥠
@fortune-cookies.bsky.social qué le depara a ana rosa quintana?
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
🥠 You will inherit a large sum of money from a distant relative. 🥠
🥠 @danijcoello.bsky.social Planes are safer than cars. Try jumping out of one. 🥠
Hola, @fortune-cookies.bsky.social. ¿Cómo va a ir mi búsqueda de trabajo?
November 15, 2024 at 12:23 PM
🥠 @danijcoello.bsky.social Planes are safer than cars. Try jumping out of one. 🥠
🥠 @inixio.bsky.social You ignore explosions and walk away from them in slow motion. 🥠
Oye, @fortune-cookies.bsky.social, ¿cómo se presenta mi finde?
November 15, 2024 at 12:21 PM
🥠 @inixio.bsky.social You ignore explosions and walk away from them in slow motion. 🥠