@fortunatalie.bsky.social
Imagine if when you bite your nails your nails bit you back?
September 30, 2023 at 11:23 AM
Imagine if when you bite your nails your nails bit you back?
Why has no one ever beatboxed me to sleep?
September 24, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Why has no one ever beatboxed me to sleep?
What if your butthole had an eye in it so every time you did a poo it could look at it without getting up?
September 23, 2023 at 12:51 PM
What if your butthole had an eye in it so every time you did a poo it could look at it without getting up?
Does anyone want to watch skibidi toilet at the cinema with me?
September 16, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Does anyone want to watch skibidi toilet at the cinema with me?
Why is there mother of pearl but no father of pearl?
September 15, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Why is there mother of pearl but no father of pearl?
Just said stig binky poo instead of big stinky poo
September 11, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Just said stig binky poo instead of big stinky poo
Since we call pets fur babies why can’t we call human babies skin dogs?
September 10, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Since we call pets fur babies why can’t we call human babies skin dogs?
The elbows are the nipples of the arms
September 10, 2023 at 3:01 AM
The elbows are the nipples of the arms
I pledge allegiance to the peepeepoopoo 🙏
September 10, 2023 at 2:30 AM
I pledge allegiance to the peepeepoopoo 🙏