"everything happens for you, not to you" what, for me to die?

inconveniencing me on my cycle so you want me to kill myself

i actually think things will get better if i sit here being anxious and angry about it

you can count on me 🫡 to take three weeks to reply to your text

being ironically confident will get me further than being earnestly self-deprecating ever did. i just know it!

everyone has an opinion, and i, personally, hate that

whenever i see someone be good at anything i think it's time to pack my bags and get outta life i'm clearly not needed here