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IDK, man. I'm making everything up as I go along.
we are all warriors in the Evolutionary War.
February 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm guessing water-saving low-volume flush toilets will be banned by the end of next week.
Sorry, we couldn’t help but laugh. What’s next—he’s going to force us to use plastic straws?
February 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm guessing water-saving low-volume flush toilets will be banned by the end of next week.
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
February 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
NO I WILL NOT EXPLAIN
NUNYA B_NISS
February 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
February 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Do people say "literally literally" when they just mean literally yet?
February 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That feeling of success when you only kinda stash a snack in a relatively easily accessible spot and manage to eat it all over the course of a couple days without anyone else in the house having discovered it.
February 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
January 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Maxwell House coffee is garbage.
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
How much Muffaletta in your diet is too much Muffaletta in your diet?
Asking for a friend.
January 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
when someone asks if you want some #vegetarian chili, be sure to clarify if they mean it is vegetarian as in "no meat" or if it is in fact made out of vegetarians.
January 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
January 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
January 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Your whole life was preparation for this next moment. Wondering if you are ready for it? Don't worry, you are. Live it.
December 23, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The other day I heard someone intend to use the phrase "nip it in the bud" but instead said "lick it in the butt" and I think I'm going to start using that one instead.
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Dreamed I was messing with a mic/effects cutting it up, like doing standup comedy, making myself and everyone laugh. As I was coming up into consciousness I labeled myself The Christmas Ham.
November 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM