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Relatively few people get to give such an on-the-nose answer
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
When you are the only one from your side of the family who is willing to visit grandpa in the home
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
There are gun-toting internet-poisoned conservatives everywhere for those with eyes to see
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
August 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Seth McFarlane: I overslept and missed my flight on 9/11

James Cameron, consummate one-upper:
July 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every candidate should face a competitive primary
June 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
People who lose their mind over chemtrails are totally cool with this
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The times couldn’t be bothered to learn the name of the non-English song
June 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Waymos this weekend
June 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They finally caught her, glad we called in the national guard to assist
June 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I love the 3rd amendment and all, but as an Angeleno who rents their home — like most Angelenos — I wish they’d worded it a little differently
June 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
“Tom Homan, the cop that Barack Obama gave an award to after he’d started advocating for family separations?”
June 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pretty sure LAPD pushed the protestors back just to make sure there aren’t a bunch of footage of them doing violence in front of this Barbara Kruger piece
June 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
An instance where the passive voice would be unambiguously appropriate: a 4-year-old crossing an international border.

And yet…
May 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What evidence did ICE provide to support this outlandish claim? Or did they provide none at all?

If evidence was provided, why not report that? And if no evidence was provided, why uncritically report this accusation?
May 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM