Jared
@fornein.bsky.social
Software engineer adjacent. Pop culture connoisseur. Heavily opinionated.
Ohio State losing this game is the absolute worst thing that can happen to every other team in the playoffs.
#OhioState #Buckeyes #Indiana #BigTen #BigTenChampionship
#OhioState #Buckeyes #Indiana #BigTen #BigTenChampionship
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ohio State losing this game is the absolute worst thing that can happen to every other team in the playoffs.
#OhioState #Buckeyes #Indiana #BigTen #BigTenChampionship
#OhioState #Buckeyes #Indiana #BigTen #BigTenChampionship
Way too early 2026 college football prediction.
Lane Kiffin and LSU miss the playoffs*.
*Based on 2025 CFP rules
Lane Kiffin and LSU miss the playoffs*.
*Based on 2025 CFP rules
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Way too early 2026 college football prediction.
Lane Kiffin and LSU miss the playoffs*.
*Based on 2025 CFP rules
Lane Kiffin and LSU miss the playoffs*.
*Based on 2025 CFP rules
As someone that enjoys both musicals and SpongeBob Squarepants, the SpongeBob musical sucks.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
As someone that enjoys both musicals and SpongeBob Squarepants, the SpongeBob musical sucks.
I'm starting a new essential oil and vitamin sales company run entirely by AI. The first LLMMLM.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm starting a new essential oil and vitamin sales company run entirely by AI. The first LLMMLM.
Government shutdown days should not count towards the congressional pension qualification period.
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Government shutdown days should not count towards the congressional pension qualification period.
I just don't know how Brown's fans have stuck around the last few years. Dawg pound? More like dawg shit.
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I just don't know how Brown's fans have stuck around the last few years. Dawg pound? More like dawg shit.
The internet and media has no idea how to deal with Trump. Every single statement and meme about the Bill blowie should be about how bad Trump's head game is. Play it right and Trump will be telling you they say he gives the best blowjobs by the end of the week.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The internet and media has no idea how to deal with Trump. Every single statement and meme about the Bill blowie should be about how bad Trump's head game is. Play it right and Trump will be telling you they say he gives the best blowjobs by the end of the week.
Here is everything you need to know about Trump's $2k tariff payments:
It's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Here is everything you need to know about Trump's $2k tariff payments:
It's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
I knew Trump was the best at bankrupting companies.
I did not expect him to be so good at morally bankrupting an entire country.
I did not expect him to be so good at morally bankrupting an entire country.
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I knew Trump was the best at bankrupting companies.
I did not expect him to be so good at morally bankrupting an entire country.
I did not expect him to be so good at morally bankrupting an entire country.
Here's something interesting (to me at least).
If the picture from someone's story fails to load correctly in Instagram's web client, you can see what their AI predicted the image to be.
If the picture from someone's story fails to load correctly in Instagram's web client, you can see what their AI predicted the image to be.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Here's something interesting (to me at least).
If the picture from someone's story fails to load correctly in Instagram's web client, you can see what their AI predicted the image to be.
If the picture from someone's story fails to load correctly in Instagram's web client, you can see what their AI predicted the image to be.
@pezradar.com Are there known issues with Season of the Horadrim reliquary cosmetics going missing? I have contacted support about my account missing the chest and helmet of the iron demon set and they are claiming they have no history of the purchase despite me obviously having the other pieces.
October 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@pezradar.com Are there known issues with Season of the Horadrim reliquary cosmetics going missing? I have contacted support about my account missing the chest and helmet of the iron demon set and they are claiming they have no history of the purchase despite me obviously having the other pieces.
Not to be an alarmist but this country has butt directly up against the threshold of unfixable.
It's hilariously delusional that all these companies and billionaires behave like their net worth is going to protect them from what happens if the country continues down this path.
It's hilariously delusional that all these companies and billionaires behave like their net worth is going to protect them from what happens if the country continues down this path.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Not to be an alarmist but this country has butt directly up against the threshold of unfixable.
It's hilariously delusional that all these companies and billionaires behave like their net worth is going to protect them from what happens if the country continues down this path.
It's hilariously delusional that all these companies and billionaires behave like their net worth is going to protect them from what happens if the country continues down this path.
I FUCKING WISH that a real rapture would happen. Imagine the housing prices.
Also, these people are fucking exhausting to share a planet with.
Also, these people are fucking exhausting to share a planet with.
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I FUCKING WISH that a real rapture would happen. Imagine the housing prices.
Also, these people are fucking exhausting to share a planet with.
Also, these people are fucking exhausting to share a planet with.
Anyone that trusts Grok is impossibly stupid.
July 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Anyone that trusts Grok is impossibly stupid.
I just paid for TSA Precheck so I don't have to take my shoes off at airports anymore and now they're just letting anyone keep their feet contained? Absolute bullshit.
July 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I just paid for TSA Precheck so I don't have to take my shoes off at airports anymore and now they're just letting anyone keep their feet contained? Absolute bullshit.
If 28 Weeks Later isn't an ad for not having children, I don't know what is.
May 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If 28 Weeks Later isn't an ad for not having children, I don't know what is.
First it was Ohio State's championship trophy and now the Pope. What's next, democracy?
April 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
First it was Ohio State's championship trophy and now the Pope. What's next, democracy?
It's a little weird finding out most of my family would have sided with the Nazis if they had been alive during WW2.
April 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's a little weird finding out most of my family would have sided with the Nazis if they had been alive during WW2.
JD Vance is such a fucking loser.
April 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
JD Vance is such a fucking loser.
Tesla is still trading $180 higher than it should be.
April 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tesla is still trading $180 higher than it should be.
The best thing about the Nintendo Switch 2 announcement is that no part of me is even remotely interested in buying one.
That's basically the same thing as finding $500.
That's basically the same thing as finding $500.
April 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The best thing about the Nintendo Switch 2 announcement is that no part of me is even remotely interested in buying one.
That's basically the same thing as finding $500.
That's basically the same thing as finding $500.
Finally did my taxes and it felt the slimiest it has ever felt.
April 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Finally did my taxes and it felt the slimiest it has ever felt.
I figure if Elon can have six jobs at once, I can keep my day job and run for the Ohio House at the same time. It's a real shame that's not the case though but I guess it makes sense since Elon is absolutely, devastatingly fucking up every job he has.
March 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I figure if Elon can have six jobs at once, I can keep my day job and run for the Ohio House at the same time. It's a real shame that's not the case though but I guess it makes sense since Elon is absolutely, devastatingly fucking up every job he has.
Recovery from the second surgery is going way worse than the first and I'm not convinced this is even going to be the last.
March 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Recovery from the second surgery is going way worse than the first and I'm not convinced this is even going to be the last.