I almost threw my back out a coupe years ago bc I put pants on wrong.. there’s more to that story but it was a scary couple mins

Having friends with chickens is clutch in this economy

That fight was more cheeks than
Mike Tyson’s literal exposed ass

I once saw Brandon Moss in a Chipotle during the 2014 season, but I spent so long staring at him trying to confirm it was for sure Moss, I felt uncomfortable saying anything

lol, yes I was told “non reactive” is the best result

My first blood panel test after asking about anxiety meds, I was happy to confirm I am in fact HIV negative