Ten pound bag
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New York Designated Corpse Roasting Team
Fizzy water is ok. But you have to wear a shirt with a collar
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Fizzy water is ok. But you have to wear a shirt with a collar
Make your own dinner. And stop drinking fizzy drinks, you're not 12
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Make your own dinner. And stop drinking fizzy drinks, you're not 12
Isn't he the guy that makes the star wars figures?
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Isn't he the guy that makes the star wars figures?
Epstein Epstein Epstein. Sorry DJ, it doesn't work
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Epstein Epstein Epstein. Sorry DJ, it doesn't work
Whoo d'you think yoou are, stair boy ? Can you fly toooo ?
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Whoo d'you think yoou are, stair boy ? Can you fly toooo ?
Come on, I already told you; bed!
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Come on, I already told you; bed!
Capitalism: you better hope to god nothing happens to your cows or you're fucked
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Capitalism: you better hope to god nothing happens to your cows or you're fucked
Socialism: Keep the cows but pay part of the proceeds from the milk sale into a communal pot so if the cows die, you can draw on those proceeds so you don't starve.
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Socialism: Keep the cows but pay part of the proceeds from the milk sale into a communal pot so if the cows die, you can draw on those proceeds so you don't starve.
Where was the good guy with a gun?
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Where was the good guy with a gun?
It's more of an embroidery. Let's say 40 quid
December 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's more of an embroidery. Let's say 40 quid
I'm amazed anyone doing coke regularly doesn't kill themself. The second it starts to wear off, it's horrific
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm amazed anyone doing coke regularly doesn't kill themself. The second it starts to wear off, it's horrific
Priority boarding? Fuck you, you thief
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Priority boarding? Fuck you, you thief
In France you're not allowed to give your kids stupid made up names. And pregnant women drink wine (moderately) and eat actual cheese
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In France you're not allowed to give your kids stupid made up names. And pregnant women drink wine (moderately) and eat actual cheese
If your hair was on fire you'd claim you were wearing a really great hat
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If your hair was on fire you'd claim you were wearing a really great hat
You think there's going to be an election?
December 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
You think there's going to be an election?
Ironing? That went out with VCR's. Bollocks to that
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ironing? That went out with VCR's. Bollocks to that
Don't try any funny stuff or the whore loses a kidney
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Don't try any funny stuff or the whore loses a kidney
IQ: Astrology for incels.
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
IQ: Astrology for incels.
I'm from London so I don't have an accent
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I'm from London so I don't have an accent
Oh no, he might go to prisony wisony
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oh no, he might go to prisony wisony