White Girl Ashley
@formerlyashley.bsky.social
manifesting the sweet release of capitalism 🇵🇸🏳️🌈
Doing all this just to be mid<<<
January 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Doing all this just to be mid<<<
(squatting more than I weigh 💪🏻)
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
(squatting more than I weigh 💪🏻)
Just made my first chickle—hoe NEVER kys!!!
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just made my first chickle—hoe NEVER kys!!!
Somewhere there’s an Ashley slamming on the window pane of the future screaming at past Ashley to not even CONCEIVE the idea of a hard 75. All I do nowadays is eat protein, drink water, workout and shit.
January 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Somewhere there’s an Ashley slamming on the window pane of the future screaming at past Ashley to not even CONCEIVE the idea of a hard 75. All I do nowadays is eat protein, drink water, workout and shit.
Hey, psst, like ALL of Pat McGraths foundation/concealer/powders are 50% off on sephoras app rn.
January 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hey, psst, like ALL of Pat McGraths foundation/concealer/powders are 50% off on sephoras app rn.
Reposted by White Girl Ashley
White girl Ashley!!!! I missed you!!!
Every time I get on here your tweets are a bit increasingly worrying
January 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
White girl Ashley!!!! I missed you!!!
🗣️SEASON 1 OF SEVERANCE IS FREE ON ROKU I REPEAT FREE ON ROKU! SEASON 2 BEGINS THIS FRIDAY! PLEASE PREPARE ACCORDINGLY!
January 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
🗣️SEASON 1 OF SEVERANCE IS FREE ON ROKU I REPEAT FREE ON ROKU! SEASON 2 BEGINS THIS FRIDAY! PLEASE PREPARE ACCORDINGLY!
ENOUGH ABOUT THESE!! What’s really missing from these conversations is CHEDDARS! The buttered croissants don’t get enough love!!
Chili’s, Applebees,TGI Fridays and Ruby Tuesdays is the same restaurant. 4 sisters with a different dad basically
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM
ENOUGH ABOUT THESE!! What’s really missing from these conversations is CHEDDARS! The buttered croissants don’t get enough love!!
This girl at work told my friend that I wouldn’t have to be on antidepressants if I just loved myself more. Chat—can I jump her?
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
This girl at work told my friend that I wouldn’t have to be on antidepressants if I just loved myself more. Chat—can I jump her?
Statistically if I’m patient enough there’s 135 men out there who look like Theo James….
November 24, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Statistically if I’m patient enough there’s 135 men out there who look like Theo James….
🗣️MUSTAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDDD
November 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
🗣️MUSTAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDDD
Kinda can’t believe they didn’t play this in The Batman/Penguin
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Kinda can’t believe they didn’t play this in The Batman/Penguin
Surely there's someone we can sacrifice back to get Old Testament God again???
November 17, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Surely there's someone we can sacrifice back to get Old Testament God again???
I’ve always said the universe don’t play about me but bitch i think it’s been playing a little bit 😪
November 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I’ve always said the universe don’t play about me but bitch i think it’s been playing a little bit 😪
Smoking and flirting with her (the moon)
November 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Smoking and flirting with her (the moon)
These aren’t a coincidence folks
November 16, 2024 at 9:20 PM
These aren’t a coincidence folks