Formal Plates
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I complain about movies
Such a lazy movie idea pitch.
I got 2 much better ideas just going through / wasting my time the threads this morning
An AI agent of a dead grandma turns demonic (horror)
A journalist writing a bio of a serial killer falls in love with him (romcom)
I got 2 much better ideas just going through / wasting my time the threads this morning
An AI agent of a dead grandma turns demonic (horror)
A journalist writing a bio of a serial killer falls in love with him (romcom)
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Such a lazy movie idea pitch.
I got 2 much better ideas just going through / wasting my time the threads this morning
An AI agent of a dead grandma turns demonic (horror)
A journalist writing a bio of a serial killer falls in love with him (romcom)
I got 2 much better ideas just going through / wasting my time the threads this morning
An AI agent of a dead grandma turns demonic (horror)
A journalist writing a bio of a serial killer falls in love with him (romcom)
“I can fix her”: a 2,000-word article
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“I can fix her”: a 2,000-word article
Thanks for ruining Lady and the Tramp
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Thanks for ruining Lady and the Tramp
Honestly, not sure why hammers have such long handles
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Honestly, not sure why hammers have such long handles
Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
Watching her grinning makes my skin crawl
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Watching her grinning makes my skin crawl
She comes across as a complete psychopath - that grin and mannerisms
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
She comes across as a complete psychopath - that grin and mannerisms
Linux Desktop adoption wait what?!?? I need something to replace my Windows 10 gaming rig
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Linux Desktop adoption wait what?!?? I need something to replace my Windows 10 gaming rig
His last post was a Manul, two years ago.
I mean, on brand, fair enough
I mean, on brand, fair enough
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
His last post was a Manul, two years ago.
I mean, on brand, fair enough
I mean, on brand, fair enough
I miss some funny people (ByYourLogic, etc), but it’s just no longer worth it
Too much really weird stuff going on over there.
Too much really weird stuff going on over there.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I miss some funny people (ByYourLogic, etc), but it’s just no longer worth it
Too much really weird stuff going on over there.
Too much really weird stuff going on over there.
It’s fascinating how much he - and the rest of the “captains of industry” for that matter - have free time on their hands to engage in these petty squabbles.
Isn’t he supposed to work like 25x7?
Isn’t he supposed to work like 25x7?
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s fascinating how much he - and the rest of the “captains of industry” for that matter - have free time on their hands to engage in these petty squabbles.
Isn’t he supposed to work like 25x7?
Isn’t he supposed to work like 25x7?
I’d take “That rock just outside the Senate building” as a reasonable answer to this question
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’d take “That rock just outside the Senate building” as a reasonable answer to this question
Now I need a therapy for my therapy 😔
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Now I need a therapy for my therapy 😔
Looks like Tuscany. Very cool!
Thank you, loiterers!
Thank you, loiterers!
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Looks like Tuscany. Very cool!
Thank you, loiterers!
Thank you, loiterers!
Me, watching her posting
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me, watching her posting
We’re glad you like it, Lauren.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We’re glad you like it, Lauren.
