Mario
Mario
@forkymcspoon.bsky.social
Well, her name IS Marge...
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Consider for a second how he would act if they weren't bad for him, but they were bad for Democrats. Or Republicans he doesn't like. Or random people.

Or even if they looked bad for people he has no issue with but they know to be innocent.

(They would've been released ASAP.)
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
At first I thought you were talking about a club called Book Fight, where they get into fights about books
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
New Hampshire House of Reps absolutely decimated.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The best Thanksgiving turkey I ever had was at a restaurant where they cooked the light and dark meat separately and with different methods.

Seems like a whole turkey just doesn't cook well.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Le gentleman (zhãt-le-mãn)
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Proposal:
tandoori turkey
pulao stuffing
cranberry chutney
sweet potato halwa
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
An interesting question there would be how to modify the size of the House in that case.

My thought is that one baseline would be to increase the size such that almost no House members would be guaranteed to lose their seats (ofc the new electoral pressures would likely disadvantage extremists)
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
(I do buy that a lot of their seeming confidence that XYZ won't hurt them isn't that they plan to rig elections, but delusions that their ideas are far more popular than they are. Many of them think Trump's 2024 victory actually WAS a landslide and the beginning of a 1932 New Deal-style realignment)
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So it's your position that Winsome Sears INTENDED to win that election? Oof.
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He did apologize.

I wonder if Republicans overplayed their hands by acting like he called Gilbert in the middle of the night and made threats with a voice modulator.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's hard because marks hate realizing they're marks and hate the people who tell them they're being scammed.

I like the idea of banning gambling companies from banning people merely for winning too much, for example. Require them to prove there was cheating.
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What's the evidence that Gaza was a major factor outside of some obvious places like Dearborn (which was not sufficient to swing Michigan)?
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Call him President Carter (Clarence Carter)
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've also encountered like... something between nu metal and reggae?

But there *was* the one time the guy was playing Steely Dan and Prince on the train.
October 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Conversely, Sea Power must not be a gateway to Disco Elysium, as I have never played Disco Elysium, but have listened to Sea Power.
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Look, I think if President Guardia really *did* sell the rainbow shell, he should be prosecuted by AG Yakra.
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Also prior Republicans sucking doesn't make a 1.5% victory into a landslide.
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wouldn't say that Yglesias is defending Platner.

He made some comments that could be construed that way but I interpret as pointing out the hypocrisy of saying we need a big tent for Nazi tattoos but we can't accept people like Jared Golden or Joe Manchin.
October 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I can't mention the more relevant aspects of the ACA because I can't put it all in a single tweet, I say, defending my Twitter thread where I discussed the issue for several tweets.
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They're allowed to depict Vance as taller than Trump?
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Helpfully, the farmers refuse to get mad at Trump so the trump admin doesn't really feel any urgency.
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He's a lot skinnier than Beria but...
October 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
That's called a prolapsed pocket.
October 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM