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Vince McMahon meme with four panels. He looks progressively more interested and excited in each. The last panel is red hued and McMahon's eyes are lit. The panel captions are as follows: "male nudity" "male frontal nudity" "male full frontal nudity" "117 more"
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Far Side comic "Cow tools"
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov ya did it again, Chucky!
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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This....something something....PSA rightwing turn
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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It's giving Back to the Future II vibes
Screenshot from "Back to the Future II" A high rise building with a bright marquee and entrance. The marquee says "Buff Tanner's PLEASURE PALACE" and has a picture of a man in a high collared shirt smiling. He is lighting a cigar in his mouth with a fistful of money on fire." The scene is from an alternate dystopian timeline where Biff from the future travelled back in time to give his past self a sports almanac. Past Biff used the almanac to bet on sports, become rich, take over city politics, and marry Marty's mom.
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Image from the 2007 Transformers movie
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Breencast 24/7/365
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Scene from Mad Men episode "The Wheel." Don Draper is looking off screen, his face wistful and wet from tears. He is presenting a marketing pitch for the Kodak Carousel projector.
September 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Every single time. No one learns
"Arrested Development" meme: "What if we threw our lot in with Trump?" "Well did it work for those people?" "N, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might. But..." "...but it might work for us "
September 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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President Grassley would be a marked improvement from the current situation, I think...
Tweet from @ChuckGrassley "Just got word that my daughter Wendy totaled car She is ok She hit deer Deer dead. No presumption I'm told" Tweet from @ChuckGrassley "Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assumed deer dead" Tweet from @ChuckGrassley "Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what" Tweet from @CuckGrassley "Just turned to history channel. No history. I used to get history. Why do we h v such a channel when it doesnt do history"
September 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Screenshot from Existenz movie. Jude law is pointing a gun that is made out of bones
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A possum in a humane trap. A food bowl is overturned in the trap. The trap is on a concrete patio with a propane tank partially in view. The possum seems scared and weary.
September 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Meme drawing of a man looking and pointing at himself in the mirror. He's so close to the mirror, his head is nearly touching, and his finger is touching, the glass. The man has an angry look on his face.
September 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Not that I would ever let my kids go as a cop for Halloween, but when did the cop costumes change from Carl Winslow to Nazi SWAT officer?

"I've tactically ascertained the Halloween candy and will proceed to kinetically deploy a 'trick-or-treat'"
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Nate Silver is his own Portrait of Dorian Grey. This is what he looked like the one time in his life he was right.
Nate silver, circa 2008.
September 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Jimmy John's wrapped in a subway wrapper like...
From the movie Terminator 2. The T100 pulls a shotgun from a bouquet of roses.
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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The Democrats are both of these memes at the same time:
August 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Fuck all the way off with that
July 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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This you?
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Scene from "10 Things I Hate About You." A woman at a computer saying "What's another word for 'engorged'?"
July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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My first time in Alabama and a quick question y'all: why does every rural gas station have ice cold "road pops" for sale at the register?
July 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I eat everything, except gold leaf ice cream. Waste of ice cream.
June 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Not if you believe in yourself
May 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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May 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM