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keep the dream alive
November 7, 2023 at 1:39 AM
The Spotify daylist knows it’s a bad workday
October 30, 2023 at 5:56 PM
October 23, 2023 at 3:48 PM
cutaway gag where Peter’s work at Braun influences industrial design for the next century
October 22, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Good morning @orbital.bsky.social made some bagels and they are frickin bangin yo
October 22, 2023 at 1:21 PM
don't love me sun
don't talk to me moon
please ignore me rising

... damn
October 20, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Fellas, why don’t you try asking THIS for uppies instead.
October 19, 2023 at 10:58 PM
search your camera roll for hell
October 17, 2023 at 2:02 AM
heed the chicken’s warning do NOT eat this as a midnight snack
October 16, 2023 at 3:56 AM
October 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Wow it looks nothin like the original lmfao
October 14, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I’m making this today and I’m gonna see how unappealing I can make it look because I am not spending 20 dollars on a bag of blue powder.
October 14, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Good morning check out these mushrooms I saw the other day
October 14, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Wow. Looks like I’ll never afford a home even in bumfuck nowhere Ohio.
October 13, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Can you teach me how you did this?
October 12, 2023 at 8:29 PM
This tastes like the grape vape liquid i was so excited to be trying at 16 years old.
October 9, 2023 at 2:29 PM
It’s my favorite time of year where I stand barefooted over the grate in the bathroom much like Greg Heffley did before me
October 8, 2023 at 3:16 PM
the tiki bar was too crowded so we went to the store, got jack and cokes, and i made buffalo chicken dip instead
October 8, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I’m sorry but who let this new Patreon logo happen what the fuck is this
October 7, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Search “drinks” in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 1:29 PM
October 5, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Rate my afternoon snack stack
October 5, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Good morning
October 3, 2023 at 2:20 PM
It’s time for the FREAKIN WEEKEND
September 29, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Spherical!!!!!
September 28, 2023 at 1:18 PM