Jack
@forgwizard.bsky.social
Badger my ass, it’s probably Milhouse
- he/him
- he/him
Fuck dating apps I’m just going to surrender myself to the bog witch
July 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Fuck dating apps I’m just going to surrender myself to the bog witch
The way a customer service setting lowers people’s comprehension skills to the level of a tiktok comment section needs to be studied
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The way a customer service setting lowers people’s comprehension skills to the level of a tiktok comment section needs to be studied
These cookies taste like old people
February 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
These cookies taste like old people
Sometimes I wonder about the origins of the term “mongering” and the sheer 180 it takes after fish and cheese to war and fear
January 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sometimes I wonder about the origins of the term “mongering” and the sheer 180 it takes after fish and cheese to war and fear
How could I have forgotten about Creamy Shits
December 6, 2024 at 12:13 PM
How could I have forgotten about Creamy Shits
I was definitely born in the right generation; I love getting drunk and watching Great British Bake Off
December 5, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I was definitely born in the right generation; I love getting drunk and watching Great British Bake Off
What the fuck do you mean the Willy Wonka thing was from this year
December 4, 2024 at 7:10 AM
What the fuck do you mean the Willy Wonka thing was from this year
In never thought I’d be overjoyed to see the Christmas beetles coming back
December 2, 2024 at 1:32 AM
In never thought I’d be overjoyed to see the Christmas beetles coming back
Whoa mama they trapped me in the orb
November 27, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Whoa mama they trapped me in the orb
Is it too late to get Smelborp for president
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Is it too late to get Smelborp for president
Reposted by Jack
November 6th, 2024
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
November 6th, 2024
3 drinks in and ready to dissociate in bed
November 23, 2024 at 8:39 AM
3 drinks in and ready to dissociate in bed
So apparently one of my facial hairs was digging into the corner of my mouth and making it really red and irritated and I was just fully prepared to accept that I had herpes before I came to that realisation
October 22, 2023 at 12:30 PM
So apparently one of my facial hairs was digging into the corner of my mouth and making it really red and irritated and I was just fully prepared to accept that I had herpes before I came to that realisation
Lowest prices on my fuckin asshole
October 22, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Lowest prices on my fuckin asshole
Well I WOULD no what I want to do with my life but for some god forsaken reason being a court jester isn’t a valued profession anymore
October 22, 2023 at 7:48 AM
Well I WOULD no what I want to do with my life but for some god forsaken reason being a court jester isn’t a valued profession anymore
Having a few drinks and watching the FNAF timeline like God intended
August 20, 2023 at 10:17 AM
Having a few drinks and watching the FNAF timeline like God intended
“I’m not gonna finish this whole snack pack. I’ll just save half of it for later.”
Narrator voice: He did not, in fact, save some for later
Narrator voice: He did not, in fact, save some for later
August 11, 2023 at 10:07 AM
“I’m not gonna finish this whole snack pack. I’ll just save half of it for later.”
Narrator voice: He did not, in fact, save some for later
Narrator voice: He did not, in fact, save some for later
Pokemon Sleep has caused to go to sleep at a consistent time for the first time in a while
August 3, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Pokemon Sleep has caused to go to sleep at a consistent time for the first time in a while
Reposted by Jack
All child offenders are scum, but there is a special type of grotty scum when they are child care workers…
August 1, 2023 at 3:01 AM
All child offenders are scum, but there is a special type of grotty scum when they are child care workers…
Great, now I have another platform to project my stupid gay thoughts
July 31, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Great, now I have another platform to project my stupid gay thoughts
I’d like to thank the academy and also my work wife @buttholefactory.bsky.social for the invite
July 31, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I’d like to thank the academy and also my work wife @buttholefactory.bsky.social for the invite