Johnathan
forgotmepassword.bsky.social
Johnathan
@forgotmepassword.bsky.social
Forgot my burner email for my old account so I made this replacement. 25 (aka ancient). He/him.
“Why don’t we just blow up all the drug dealers?”

“We need more big giant battleships!”
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I have a gut feeling that no matter what, he’s gonna declare “victory” in September to try and boost GOP support for midterms.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I am at a complete loss for words. Angry doesn’t do justice to the emotion I feel.
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Didn’t know the Concorde made a return
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
*watches CSGO rant videos*
“Fuck I wish we could go back, the west really has fallen”
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This looks like a prison ship on rails
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Just pull the Norfolk Southern and give the crews RFID tagged baggies.
(Genuinely one of the funniest and most infuriating things they’ve done).
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“What’s the ROE?”

“For the last time, you’re a chemical engineer, not Seal team 6! Please go repair the antimass spectrometer!”
December 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Draw them both in the same image
December 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM