The Johnson article is diabolical

Cut Marge some slack - ot's a short year this year. We put ours up last weekend, 4 weeks from Christmas, but we haven't done ornaments. That's after Thanksgiving.

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Regular J is clearly a D tier letter at best, and if we're talking some cheeky Gothic J I can see where you're coming from, but a proper Copperplate J is one of the most beautiful shapes the Arabs ever invented.

Me and the boys are watching you from now on, Michael. We'll repo your middle name.

Being Anti-J is a wild take bro, delete this before I tell my calligraphy homies.

"The 2000s began a very horny time that culminated in half of us just building chat bot sex pals. By the 2010's we were discussing pornos on the ball court and bdsm novels at book clubs. Damn that Marilyn Munroe for what she started!

Wild that Jake Tapper lets a congresswoman say it's OK, and doesn't immediately call her piggy to her face. Let the outrage machine run two ways! Just insane there's just this separate set of rules for all the rest of us, and 10 years in we're just smiling like Stepford wives while they beat us.

Surely as a reporter your life becomes much more lucrative if you're the person who says "Have you no decency" rather than if you're one of the innumerable people who rolls their eyes and pats their colleague's shoulder consolingly.

Genuinely wild that all of American decorum rests on all the rest of us collectively pretending there's something special about someone who never attempts to act worthy of it. Of course you would never call the President a little bitch in a normal administration - but he would never say "Piggy".

An honest question from someone who would do it, and damn their job: how does not a single person in that room, man or woman, not follow up as the next question with "Why are you such a little bitch?".

At what point do people ever try to smoke this thin-skinned little jerk?

Good idea. I'm here to consume both.

I will settle for nothing less than a real whip at this point. Cowhide preferable, but I will accept synthetics to avoid animal cruelty.

"Do you want another nap sir? I'm sure the Epstein birthday book decision at least can wait until tonight."
"...send in Kamala. I'm done."

Give me your Thailand, Jaipur, your Hummus Nachos yearning to be ate. The delicious fusions of your cultural plate.