my wardrobe doesn't have doors (can't see doesn't exist can't catch me if i Can see) and one side has blankies in the bottom of it bc one of my cats is Insistant upon sleeping there and i. have a weak will. and my baby boy zag looks like a gargoyle. and i can't say no to his lil gargoyle face.

'he's eccentric!!' sir he is Shitfaced.

my best friends dog (cobber dog, pretty average Medium Dog Size) was really bad about licking faces as a puppy but now he licks the air in front of your face when he's excited bc Technically. not touching your face. don't worry dude. this is fine and allowed.

who will win tv acting like adderall is energy or me taking 8 dex in a day and being half asleep most of it

hoarding money is a less valuable way to spend time than having your hand trapped.

people who are obsessed with money don't see lifes real questions, such as: do you have any idea how many cats are out there to pat? or birds to photograph? or resident evil movies to watch? bc it's a lot! and they are Not numbered!

i had a beautiful day out with my friends, one of which i don't see particularly often, yesterday and spent like half the time stalking a mallard i spotted 😔😔

i always feel so pretentious when i talk about using dvd and vhs but genuinely so many streaming 'services' are getting worse and more expensive that buying box sets on ebay and digitising them is just. better to me. (i say watching yellowjackets every week on paramount+, absolute nightmare of a ui)

one of my cats just doesn't quite get doors (he's like. 4 years old. he's just not very smart <3) so he kinda. flops into the bathroom and opens the door completely so i get to pee very openly (but safely! with guards!)