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Eventually my feed will be nothing but pet pictures.
Badger, it's not even Monday! #catsofbluesky #tuxedocats #cats
June 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Here's Pesto, because I felt bad that all the rest were on my runty little profile here except for him.

And that's the lot of 'em!
May 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
May 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And normally I'd say something like "people can pay attention to two problems at once, gawd," but no, no it appears the mainstream media is incapable of paying or at least bringing attention to Trump's failing health and our failing country.
May 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's like it's pretty here or something.
May 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
May 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Badger remains ever vigilant for the Blanket Monster.
May 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
White House Reporters:
May 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Aw I have a Pesto too, also prone to running folks over -- with a little less damage though.

I hope you heal swiftly! Your farm is lovely!
May 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
To even out the vibe, here's Roux inspecting a nazar (evil eye ward) a friend brought me from Turkey:
May 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Imagine having to cover your face to do your job (i.e., mask up to rip people away from families and communities without warrant or communication of cause or next steps) because people will know you're happily in the Gestapo if you don't, and not looking in the mirror and wondering,
May 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
May 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
May 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He's an electric car guy courting a coal-rolling demographic (or at least a demo that likes to present that way). Yes a lot of MAGA are actually wealthy, but Tesla's not a status symbol for the conservative wealthy either (or at least hasn't been), so I don't see it working out for him.
April 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here are some bouncers for the event!
April 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
April 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM