As an augmented human (fully subcutaneous bone-conduction auditory implant), I find this topic...intriguing.

you forgot the at least $1B it's going to take to retrofit that Qatari bribe plane into Trump's new flying pedo fortress.

Hey, #Elon, pay Ken.

God forbid the tv news station report the actual news that's happening. Guess they'd rather lick the rancid sweat off Trump's gangrenous nutsack.

Pete Kegsbreath needs to be in prison.

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well, that'd keep the little candy beggars away! hell, it'd keep anybody away. that's terrifying.

i like his videos. I like Chef Jean-Pierre too, cuz he always sounds like he's absolutely hammered.

#AndLoHeDidAbide

Huh. Maybe i'm not an a-hole. Maybe i'm just channeling my inner platypus....

Sorry, are we supposed to applaud this guy for doing literally the bare minimum required to be viewed as a decent, non-garbage human being?

But have you tried not being a racist dickbag about it?

Sadly, you'll never convince climate-change-deniers that 1.9C is significant enough to warrant concern.

That cat is indeed magnificent!

Trump: China wants to make a deal.

China: You're not even negotiating with us right now, moron. Somebody get Grampa his meds...

"Sister Christian" from the Rock of Ages movie soundtrack. I sing along to it every morning on my drive to the office (including all the different voices - Sherrie, the bus driver, the woman sitting in front of her, the "it's true" dude, etc)

i have a voice recording app on my smartwatch so that if i bolt awake in the middle of the night with a plot hook, or a good character/place name, or something else, i can press the two buttons to launch the voice recorder, mutter whatever it is i just came up with, and go back to sleep.

think Elmo would pitch a fit if someone were to post this in The Bad PlaXe?