YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! INFO DUMP UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!

Got my friend talking me through cutting my own hair like a 911 operator telling a hostage how to defuse a bomb

Mom and Dad are flirting in the groupchat again

Sometimes good things in life can be you and your friend thinking the same thought. And that thought can be bread with the soup you’re making tonight together ❤️

Twiddling my thumbs afraid to join

Getting the gang together takes 1-2 business months prior notice

But the gang gets together, yes?

Real conversation me and kate had

Betrayed. Bothered. Unwell. Posessing the morbs.

(Learned my twin got girlfriend from a groupchat after he told a different groupchat first)

Missing pookie so much cuz I went through self checkout at the grocery store. I must wander into the manned checkout lined to find her. This is our modern day Orpheus and Eurydice

But all she does is ask about Transformers porn

Pookies! Come find me