I’m certain this is a hate crime.

I have zero Christian faith but listen I am ready to crash out FOR you WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT THE SISTER ACT VERSION

Ughhhhh my cold dead heart 😍🖤

Outside of some overly critical analysis that I know is purely a social analysis in my head more than anything - I’m actually really enjoying it. I love that something like this is even *available.*.

And there’s so many things I can say about bending over backwards but I’m gonna RISE above it.

Happy birthday Ziggy!!!

Hey so I’d commit the most deranged sex acts for that tray 🥵

Yes and you’re the only one I’d admit that to because you know my real age 😂

LOL rude

And how dare you keep it from us 😡

I just checked myself for signs of a stroke

Move OVER I’m getting in

I do 🥰

Noooooooooooooo

I tried to be kind but….yea. Yea. We’re David.

Also we carry a dose of David energy sooooooooooo

I’m such a sap when it starts snowing. Dancing or kissing in the snow is a sure fire way that one of us won’t walk straight the next day 😂😂😂

I just got home after walking in it. I saw it in headlights but when we got home I realized my jacket was covered.

Gold and silver rings are exactly what I would pick out for you 🖤

I’ve never felt more seen. I *hate* getting reels.