Blue the Wyrd One
@forestmageblue.bsky.social
Hi I’m Blue! 30, he/him, NSFW 18+
Psychedelic forest cryptid reaching through the Web 💜 Feel free to DM!
Psychedelic forest cryptid reaching through the Web 💜 Feel free to DM!
Life has been kinda overwhelming but spending time in the woods and fostering my pyromancy has been very therapeutic 🪵🔥
July 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Life has been kinda overwhelming but spending time in the woods and fostering my pyromancy has been very therapeutic 🪵🔥
Eggs… and weird soup 🥰💜🥚
April 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Eggs… and weird soup 🥰💜🥚
Holy fuck I’m so full. I love brining my own corned beef brisket 🤤🍀
Slow simmered in Killian’s red ale 🍺
Slow simmered in Killian’s red ale 🍺
March 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Holy fuck I’m so full. I love brining my own corned beef brisket 🤤🍀
Slow simmered in Killian’s red ale 🍺
Slow simmered in Killian’s red ale 🍺
This is the ABUNDANCE STACK of berry cheesecake pancakes, filled with LOVE and FULFILLMENT
Like to charge the pancake energy
Like to charge the pancake energy
March 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is the ABUNDANCE STACK of berry cheesecake pancakes, filled with LOVE and FULFILLMENT
Like to charge the pancake energy
Like to charge the pancake energy
Cajun salmon yaaaay ✨
February 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Cajun salmon yaaaay ✨
You wouldn’t know it from this, but I lost like 10 pounds since the holidays lol.
Happy #tummytuesday :3
Happy #tummytuesday :3
February 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You wouldn’t know it from this, but I lost like 10 pounds since the holidays lol.
Happy #tummytuesday :3
Happy #tummytuesday :3
Holy shit I’m so fucking leaky
February 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Holy shit I’m so fucking leaky
So many cookies 😵💫 I think I’ve made 8 batches so far
December 28, 2024 at 4:18 AM
So many cookies 😵💫 I think I’ve made 8 batches so far
Do you think the Christians will like my Advent wreath themed outfit today~? 😇🕯️🎄
December 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Do you think the Christians will like my Advent wreath themed outfit today~? 😇🕯️🎄
There are voices in my head
And my heart is trying hard to drown them out
I keep hearing what they say
They've enticed me into what they're all about
And my heart is trying hard to drown them out
I keep hearing what they say
They've enticed me into what they're all about
December 11, 2024 at 1:22 AM
There are voices in my head
And my heart is trying hard to drown them out
I keep hearing what they say
They've enticed me into what they're all about
And my heart is trying hard to drown them out
I keep hearing what they say
They've enticed me into what they're all about
Some indulgent art of me and the husband, remembering what it was like to lose myself in the groove again
December 10, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Some indulgent art of me and the husband, remembering what it was like to lose myself in the groove again
I dunno who Dawn is but she said something about “gay apparel”
December 3, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I dunno who Dawn is but she said something about “gay apparel”
Beef’d Stewart🤤
November 30, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Beef’d Stewart🤤
Dude these Barnett’s Mega Sour Balls are no fucking joke. I feel like my mouth chemistry has been altered hahaha
November 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Dude these Barnett’s Mega Sour Balls are no fucking joke. I feel like my mouth chemistry has been altered hahaha
🫣 you don’t gotta be gentle!
October 28, 2024 at 2:14 PM
🫣 you don’t gotta be gentle!
I’m still so happy with my white chocolate oreo eyeballs hehehe 👁️🩸
October 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’m still so happy with my white chocolate oreo eyeballs hehehe 👁️🩸
We made fried shrimp tacos with a cilantro slaw and avocado salsa verde 🤤 I’m very happy 🍤🌮💕
October 8, 2024 at 1:47 AM
We made fried shrimp tacos with a cilantro slaw and avocado salsa verde 🤤 I’m very happy 🍤🌮💕
I may be stuck on the couch cause I messed up my knee a bit but at least I got some good views yesterday hehe
September 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I may be stuck on the couch cause I messed up my knee a bit but at least I got some good views yesterday hehe
Ahhhh fuck it. I’m insanely horny and very leaky today so here ya go 😖
September 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Ahhhh fuck it. I’m insanely horny and very leaky today so here ya go 😖
Finally got my hands on a set of uranium glasses 😻
Im so in love, holy shit
Im so in love, holy shit
September 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Finally got my hands on a set of uranium glasses 😻
Im so in love, holy shit
Im so in love, holy shit
I love these pajama pants hehehe
September 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I love these pajama pants hehehe
So this was what we made with the wild Maitake mushrooms!! A white pizza with chicken, artichoke, red onion, mushrooms, and a mushroom cream sauce, and then a red sauce pizza with spicy cup pepperoni and mushrooms :3
The white pizza was insanely good, that sauce was a game changer 🤌✨
The white pizza was insanely good, that sauce was a game changer 🤌✨
September 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
So this was what we made with the wild Maitake mushrooms!! A white pizza with chicken, artichoke, red onion, mushrooms, and a mushroom cream sauce, and then a red sauce pizza with spicy cup pepperoni and mushrooms :3
The white pizza was insanely good, that sauce was a game changer 🤌✨
The white pizza was insanely good, that sauce was a game changer 🤌✨
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO 😻💥🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🤙🤙🤙
September 8, 2024 at 7:35 PM
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO 😻💥🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🤙🤙🤙
Aww yess big fuzzy dragons are impossible to resist!!
Im also a sucker for their anatomically incorrect skeletons lol, this lil guy with the funny face has been in our house for a while now
Im also a sucker for their anatomically incorrect skeletons lol, this lil guy with the funny face has been in our house for a while now
September 5, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Aww yess big fuzzy dragons are impossible to resist!!
Im also a sucker for their anatomically incorrect skeletons lol, this lil guy with the funny face has been in our house for a while now
Im also a sucker for their anatomically incorrect skeletons lol, this lil guy with the funny face has been in our house for a while now
Yaknow I don’t normally do this >////> but here’s a smooth softie for ya to prove it heheh
August 25, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Yaknow I don’t normally do this >////> but here’s a smooth softie for ya to prove it heheh