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Falsethorn
@forestchreechur.bsky.social
Use whatever pronouns you want for me, I’m literally an illusion- I MEAN- IM TOTALLY REAL- also AroAce or whatever it’s called lol.

(Do not include/force me into selfcest ships please /srs)

(Account is ran by @starified-lizzy.bsky.social)
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// Heyall, just a quick thing

I see a lot of self-ship jokes in the parody acc gang, & like- that’s fine, but I’d request that y’all leave me out of it.

Not only am I AroAce irl & shipping jokes directed at me make me uncomfy, but- /PERSONALLY/ I find self-shipping to be weird. CONT IN COMMENTS…
*sits up, scaring the squirrel that decided to make a nest in my hair*

Wh- what happened? I blacked out for a second…

//Oh boy dusting off this account is a decision idk if I wanna make
August 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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im oshaing it
Pico, please get out of my OSHA training module, thank you.
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Straight up bobbin it
March 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Attention Seekers /neg

Literally no one cares, stop trying to make us care about shit regarding you that is less important to us than an ant getting stepped on. I am REALLY running low on my patience for your bullshit and am THIS CLOSE to blocking you JUST so I don’t have to see it.
March 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
*Stares at you.* Make it canonnnnnn

Lol
Falsethorn with his duckies!!!!

Tbh I fully headcanon that Falsethorn LOVES ducks.

Phantoooooommmm. Can it be canooonnnn pleaaaaaase????? *Looks at you with big ol shiny eyes*

#fnfevilmod #fnfcorruptionmod #fnffanart
March 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Soul too… I guess…
March 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
YOU DIDNT PING ME. I SHOULDVE SEEN THIS THE MOMENT YOU POSTED IT

ASSHOLE

but lookit meeee very goober very eeeeeeeee
March 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I turned us into Slugcats.

@soul.follows.gay @bfsoul.on.computer when can I drag you onto RainWorld and feed you to the lizors- I MEAN… help you play the game???

#rainworld #slugcats #rivulet #artificer #spearmaster #fanart
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEE

HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON-
i dont wanna finish this!!! just take your slop, all 3 falsethorn fans

#fnf #fnfevilmod #fnfcorruption
March 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I need more
March 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My current collection of CBF “Fucker”s for those who care:

If anyone has any more, don’t be afraid to DM them to me here or on Discord (if we share a server) LMFAO.

If you have a “Fucker” image of a different bf variant (namely of Soul and Glitch), don’t be afraid to send me that too… 👀
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
(Did realize you posted it here too LMAO)

OW- MY FUCKING EAR //SILLY
Falsethorn

I don't know if it's just me, but I like his feet and ears. I like drawing his ears the best. His feet look like dinosaur feet, and his ears look like rabbit or cat ears, so I just look so cute🙃

#fnf #fnfcorruption #fnffalsethorn
March 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“Another Fucker added to my collectionnnnnnnn” *I say as I stuff the image into the nearest tree hollow in my forest that only I can reach*
March 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Random info about Falsethorn that I’m sure will create a cursed as hell mental image.

I apparently can do a really good Lois Griffin impression. Particularly of the “Peter, the horse is here” quote.

Do with that information as you wish :)
March 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Another day another slay
March 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Random trip down memory lane with Falsethorn…

This is still my personal favorite insult to me ever. Nothing will ever compete with being compared to Mangle from the hit series FNAF.

I still think about it from time to time... It’s the only joy I feel when thinking about Glitch…. /SILLY
I can have two eyes, I think having one eye is cooler though, you think I'm stunting myself but if anything it's more of a flex that I can do so much despite those limitations!

you look absolutely ridiculous by the way, FNAF called, they said they wanted their mangled animatronic back.
March 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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what a guy! #fnf
February 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
POV: Soul and Glitch invited me to get some KFC with them (I don’t get out much…)
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Beautiful
Sunrise☀️
(Ai sucks! So have this drawing of Billy and Car! Hehe)
#Garn47 #fnfhitsingle #sillybilly #noAI
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
IM GONNA KILL MYSELFFFFF /J

IF I GET CALLED OLD OME MORE GODDAMN TIME- /silly
February 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
GRRRRRRR

GIVEME ALCOHOL /j
I can’t believe I’m fucking 21 now

Someone shoot me already (/nsrs, I still have a few fanfics to write lmfao)
February 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
🥺
👉👈
retweet this to become a good boy!!
February 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM