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SimonDollarsine
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"Before God, and as an honest man, I tell you that your son is the greatest composer known to me either in person or by name. He has taste, and, what is more, the most profound knowledge of composition."
That’ll never work unless you include something about Pell Grants.
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think I know which epithet he next wants his people to use publicly.
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I saved this from Twittr several yrs ago:
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Did you actually see this billboard? It looks photoshopped. I don’t think a billboard company in TX would survive financially if they ran this ad.
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Don’t stooges come in threes?
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
… who posts well.
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Take the L
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Warms the cockles of my heart. Whatever those are.
October 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Add to this as needed:
1. The semi-colons in para. 4 should be commas.
2. In para. 5 "the strictest of confidence" s/b "strict confidence" or possibly "the strictest confidence." The "and" at the beginning of the sentence s/b eliminated.
3. In para. 6 "the coming few weeks" s/b "the coming weeks.
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
First they came for Harvard, and I didn’t speak out because I went to a state university. Then they came for Cracker Barrel and I didn’t speak out because I go to Outback….
September 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
First they came for Harvard, and I didn’t speak out because I went to a state university. Then they came for Cracker Barrel and I didn’t speak out because I go to Outback….
September 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When they say “kitchen table issues” they probably mean Pell Grants.
August 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After the Key Bridge was destroyed I happened to see a news clip of the mayor of Baltimore respond to the accusations that DEI was the cause of the disaster, and he won my everlasting admiration.
August 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Seems fine to me
July 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Now that Salena Zito is an opinion columnist for the Washington Post, it is time for you to come back
July 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Snail mucus, that sounds promising though
May 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
E. Bertrand Russell
March 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM