forefie.bsky.social
@forefie.bsky.social
Random thoughts
Is it a hair dryer,

Or just an air wetter?

It's simply no matter,

I need to get better.
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The early bird gets the worm,

The second mouse gets the cheese,

The later cat gets them both.
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It's socially acceptable to name your child "Victor" but not "Winner".
August 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Despite what a common expression may lead you to believe, apples and oranges are easily similar enough to be compared with one another.
August 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Spoon manufacturers would make a lot more money if psychics existed.
August 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The letters Q and Y should swap places in the alphabet, as Q is a weird letter similar to X and Z, while Y is a fairly common and respectable letter used both as a consonant and a vowel.
July 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hospitals and dating apps have the same goal: getting their customers to stop needing them.
June 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Despite what their names may suggest, Marionettes are not designed for capturing Italian plumbers.
June 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"PIN number" makes no sense, as the N already stands for number.
June 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We might end up knowing more about the behaviour of rats than any other animal, just because we use them for testing so often.
June 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
A lot less people would eat them if they were called "Jack's flaps"
June 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Will adverts for elderly people have to walk on a very fine line between "We're friendly and you should trust us!" and "You're going to die soon".
June 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The weather girls are not a reputable organisation if they don't know their own sources.
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM