Is it a hair dryer,
Or just an air wetter?
It's simply no matter,
I need to get better.
Or just an air wetter?
It's simply no matter,
I need to get better.
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Is it a hair dryer,
Or just an air wetter?
It's simply no matter,
I need to get better.
Or just an air wetter?
It's simply no matter,
I need to get better.
The early bird gets the worm,
The second mouse gets the cheese,
The later cat gets them both.
The second mouse gets the cheese,
The later cat gets them both.
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The early bird gets the worm,
The second mouse gets the cheese,
The later cat gets them both.
The second mouse gets the cheese,
The later cat gets them both.
It's socially acceptable to name your child "Victor" but not "Winner".
August 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's socially acceptable to name your child "Victor" but not "Winner".
Despite what a common expression may lead you to believe, apples and oranges are easily similar enough to be compared with one another.
August 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Despite what a common expression may lead you to believe, apples and oranges are easily similar enough to be compared with one another.
Spoon manufacturers would make a lot more money if psychics existed.
August 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Spoon manufacturers would make a lot more money if psychics existed.
The letters Q and Y should swap places in the alphabet, as Q is a weird letter similar to X and Z, while Y is a fairly common and respectable letter used both as a consonant and a vowel.
July 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The letters Q and Y should swap places in the alphabet, as Q is a weird letter similar to X and Z, while Y is a fairly common and respectable letter used both as a consonant and a vowel.
Hospitals and dating apps have the same goal: getting their customers to stop needing them.
June 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hospitals and dating apps have the same goal: getting their customers to stop needing them.
Despite what their names may suggest, Marionettes are not designed for capturing Italian plumbers.
June 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Despite what their names may suggest, Marionettes are not designed for capturing Italian plumbers.
"PIN number" makes no sense, as the N already stands for number.
June 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"PIN number" makes no sense, as the N already stands for number.
We might end up knowing more about the behaviour of rats than any other animal, just because we use them for testing so often.
June 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
We might end up knowing more about the behaviour of rats than any other animal, just because we use them for testing so often.
A lot less people would eat them if they were called "Jack's flaps"
June 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A lot less people would eat them if they were called "Jack's flaps"
Will adverts for elderly people have to walk on a very fine line between "We're friendly and you should trust us!" and "You're going to die soon".
June 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Will adverts for elderly people have to walk on a very fine line between "We're friendly and you should trust us!" and "You're going to die soon".
The weather girls are not a reputable organisation if they don't know their own sources.
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The weather girls are not a reputable organisation if they don't know their own sources.