Someone just told me that garlic is an “overrated seasoning” and long story short it’s always painful when a friendship ends.

I realize that texting may be “convenient”, but I much prefer all correspondence to be composed by candlelight on an oak desk in the form of the handwritten letter, enclosed in an envelope with a wax seal, and sent via raven.

I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.

Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.

Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.