Zaphod Beeblebrox
@fordbeeblebrox.bsky.social
Galactic President
Current Status: On the run, causing chaos, and generally being awesome while trying to figure out why he did half the stuff he did
Habs
Current Status: On the run, causing chaos, and generally being awesome while trying to figure out why he did half the stuff he did
Habs
those pig eyes
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
those pig eyes
what speech? All I heard was rambling!
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
what speech? All I heard was rambling!
May I remind people that it's colder in DC and NY right now. It's 0 degres in Davos. Girl is acting like she's on top of Everest!
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 PM
May I remind people that it's colder in DC and NY right now. It's 0 degres in Davos. Girl is acting like she's on top of Everest!
comes from the bottom, drains from the tap. every sain person knows that!
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
comes from the bottom, drains from the tap. every sain person knows that!
JD CAN'T be the father, no way!!
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 AM
JD CAN'T be the father, no way!!
great agenda!!! Stick to taps and staws... But the conquestion was ''in congress''. What a slob
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
great agenda!!! Stick to taps and staws... But the conquestion was ''in congress''. What a slob
I tought Corsi died in 2012.
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I tought Corsi died in 2012.
look at these fucking boyscouts with their stupid ass leader cosplaying as Landa
January 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
look at these fucking boyscouts with their stupid ass leader cosplaying as Landa
what a pile of shit!!!
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
what a pile of shit!!!
Can someone be arrested and charged please? What the fuck are we doing?
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Can someone be arrested and charged please? What the fuck are we doing?
No they're not
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
No they're not
I hate everything about florida! EVERYTHING!!! The whole fucking state! Good on em
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hate everything about florida! EVERYTHING!!! The whole fucking state! Good on em
let's be honest, this is maga, these payments will bounce
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
let's be honest, this is maga, these payments will bounce
and.. nobody cares about Melania!!!
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
and.. nobody cares about Melania!!!
Why is nobody challenging him on this malarky
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why is nobody challenging him on this malarky
I think it applies for all situations
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think it applies for all situations
I'm colorblind and all I see is black dots
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm colorblind and all I see is black dots
No Candace? Funny
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
No Candace? Funny
Start the game! Shorten the bench...
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Start the game! Shorten the bench...
that`s his go to when it turns to shit
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
that`s his go to when it turns to shit