Beth is probably procrastinating
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I like to make stuff and avoid responsibility
My 15-year-old: He debated college students. Why is everyone making such a big deal about him?
Fuck if I know, kid
Fuck if I know, kid
September 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My 15-year-old: He debated college students. Why is everyone making such a big deal about him?
Fuck if I know, kid
Fuck if I know, kid
Dear app creators, please PLEASE let me just type in my birthdate instead of scrolling through the decades via the calendar 😭
July 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dear app creators, please PLEASE let me just type in my birthdate instead of scrolling through the decades via the calendar 😭
Is there anything hotter than Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns?
July 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Is there anything hotter than Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns?
Every day I am gulled that the person I trust and respect, that I am aligned with in nearly every aspect of my job, is a huge cult thriving, Idaho living, Magat.
July 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every day I am gulled that the person I trust and respect, that I am aligned with in nearly every aspect of my job, is a huge cult thriving, Idaho living, Magat.
I've been working 50-60 hours a week at my day job and maybe I'll start working more, because I am completely tuned out of everything going on in the world and that's a nice little 10+ hour break in my doom scrolling.
June 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I've been working 50-60 hours a week at my day job and maybe I'll start working more, because I am completely tuned out of everything going on in the world and that's a nice little 10+ hour break in my doom scrolling.
Is everyone in massive amounts of debt? Is that how they afford nice cars and family vacations? Or does everyone just have better jobs? Manage their money better? What is the secret, because I'd love to go on vacation again.
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Is everyone in massive amounts of debt? Is that how they afford nice cars and family vacations? Or does everyone just have better jobs? Manage their money better? What is the secret, because I'd love to go on vacation again.
Show your writing process in a GIF
May 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Show your writing process in a GIF
Bring back the CD player in vehicles! Even my newly licensed 17-year-old wants to listen to CDs in the car. Not all new tech is good or even fucking necessary.
April 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bring back the CD player in vehicles! Even my newly licensed 17-year-old wants to listen to CDs in the car. Not all new tech is good or even fucking necessary.
Took a shower BEFORE logging in to work, like a boss
March 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Took a shower BEFORE logging in to work, like a boss
Face in the bathroom mirror: skin so dewy, so lovely for 50.
Face in FF camera: Crone. Crypt Keeper. Saggy as fuck.
Face in FF camera: Crone. Crypt Keeper. Saggy as fuck.
February 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Face in the bathroom mirror: skin so dewy, so lovely for 50.
Face in FF camera: Crone. Crypt Keeper. Saggy as fuck.
Face in FF camera: Crone. Crypt Keeper. Saggy as fuck.
Crochet came pretty easily (Thanks, Woobles tutorials!), but I do not get knitting. I've started, unraveled, and restarted about 8 times. I drop stitches or lose a loop off the needle and then everything falls apart. But, I'm determined to get to the end of this pink yarn one way or another.
February 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Crochet came pretty easily (Thanks, Woobles tutorials!), but I do not get knitting. I've started, unraveled, and restarted about 8 times. I drop stitches or lose a loop off the needle and then everything falls apart. But, I'm determined to get to the end of this pink yarn one way or another.
February 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The world is burning, my husband is slurping spaghetti, and I'm stuck under a cat. There's no escape.
February 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The world is burning, my husband is slurping spaghetti, and I'm stuck under a cat. There's no escape.
Fasting the day before a medical procedure really let's me know that I mostly eat out of boredom. What am I supposed to do without my food entertainment?
January 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Fasting the day before a medical procedure really let's me know that I mostly eat out of boredom. What am I supposed to do without my food entertainment?
I think since I don't want to be trad published and I don't like the idea of using Amazon anymore, I might just publish chapters weekly on my neglected WordPress page. I don't ever expect to make money, because I don't have the motivation to market myself. I just want to write little stories
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I think since I don't want to be trad published and I don't like the idea of using Amazon anymore, I might just publish chapters weekly on my neglected WordPress page. I don't ever expect to make money, because I don't have the motivation to market myself. I just want to write little stories
Sure sure sure. I picked up an accidental stitch, but BEHOLD my first few rows of knitting. Thanks to the YouTube channel @sheepandstitch for showing me how to get started!
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sure sure sure. I picked up an accidental stitch, but BEHOLD my first few rows of knitting. Thanks to the YouTube channel @sheepandstitch for showing me how to get started!
The only sure-fire way for me to clear a room of cats and dogs is to sneeze.
January 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The only sure-fire way for me to clear a room of cats and dogs is to sneeze.
"Take two minutes to make sure everything is complete and correct before you ask me to do something," I mumble to myself, knowing full well I will not be taking my own advice.
January 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"Take two minutes to make sure everything is complete and correct before you ask me to do something," I mumble to myself, knowing full well I will not be taking my own advice.
As someone who really doesn't like their mom, buying a birthday card is the fucking worst.
January 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
As someone who really doesn't like their mom, buying a birthday card is the fucking worst.
Final night of my 40s. Pretty much exactly how I imagined it would be.
December 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Final night of my 40s. Pretty much exactly how I imagined it would be.
Over on the Facebook (all my friends and writing groups are there!), I said multiple times that sex scenes bore me and make me uncomfortable. So, tell me why this novella I wrote is at least 35% sex. Who was I when I wrote this?
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Over on the Facebook (all my friends and writing groups are there!), I said multiple times that sex scenes bore me and make me uncomfortable. So, tell me why this novella I wrote is at least 35% sex. Who was I when I wrote this?
Unfortunately, I've developed a crush on the voice of a side character in this full cast production audiobook I just finished. Time to obsess for the next several days!
December 10, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Unfortunately, I've developed a crush on the voice of a side character in this full cast production audiobook I just finished. Time to obsess for the next several days!
Just realized my employer is switching all HDHC plans to United starting next month, which is great. Really excited about this change.
December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Just realized my employer is switching all HDHC plans to United starting next month, which is great. Really excited about this change.
I kinda need to go to bed, but, you know...
December 2, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I kinda need to go to bed, but, you know...