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I think this is genuinely the worst starting 11 he could’ve picked
September 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Made a ninjago seasons tierlist
September 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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For those misfortunate enough to not be in the Shadow Dojo here are screenshots of my beautiful and dare I say positively delightful lore with the full lore written in three part, one in each alt text for our hard of vision friends or those who simply don’t wish to look at the images
Haha fuck you bluesky here’s most of the part 1 of the lore cunningly hidden in the higher character limit alt text Alright so alternate f5 lore When the name of Time was still new, there was a war in the first realm of Creation, a war between dragons and their mortal enemies, after the war, a great general of the dragon army, Thunderfang, the Shatter Dragon of Chaos believed his war victories entitled him to become a Source Dragon, when the council refused to grant his request he became enraged and attacked all who worshiped the Sources, but he was not alone, a tribe of the First Realm, the Theroxians worshiped Thunderfang and joined in his attacks on the other residents of the land, after a foolhardy attack on the City of Temples Thunderfang was sealed underground but the Theroxians remained in the First Land for another hundred years, plotting to release their fallen master, they eventually attacked the guardians of Thunderfang’s prison, the Dragonians, who eventually overcame the Theroxians and with their numbers depleted they were forced to flee the realm, eventually coming to the Wyldness, for thousands of years, the Theroxians survived but their numbers were few and by the time five young warriors were born the tribe was no more than one hundred strong, still they were dedicated and these five were devoted to one day conquering the Wyldness and eventually freeing their master, they studied the ancient teachings of the Theroxians and discovered a way to extract and corrupt elemental powers, for only one amongst the five, Drix, was granted a power from birth, now adults and strong in battle, the five captured four elemental masters, the Master of Luck, the Master of Healing, the Master of Illusion and the Master of Strength, they eventually extracted their powers, killed them and using their souls’ energy corrupted their powers into twisted versions of themselves, Luck became Misfortune, Healing became Decay, Illusion became Fear and Strength became Brute Force Not corresponding to image exactly, last bit of part 1 of f5 lore is as follows realizing that even with their newfound powers, the Theroxians would not be strong enough to conquer the Wyldness- Part 2 of lore the Five reluctantly recruited Wyldness residents, whom they considered to be inferior to act as shock troops, they created the Wolf Clan and gave recruits false gifts of powerful masks, which due to the magic of Zarkt and Rox, the most powerful mages of the Theroxians would eventually shatter their souls, making them slaves of the Five in life and slaves of Thunderfang in death, over the course of a decade, with their army and a powerful magic called Shatterspin the Five conquered the Wyldness, slaughtering villages, and revelling in the fear and destruction they wrought, not even the Chi warriors could stop them, they used their magic to make a chunk of the land float above the rest to deliver them from the Five, all seemed lost until a force arrived from the East which would deliver the Wyldness from the scourge of the Five
September 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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It has been made clear to me by people on discord that the ideal Zarkt is a floating spellcaster, as such I have made him essentially a Dragon Priest from Skyrim
Zarkt with his staff, he has a clear piece under him to make it appear that he’s floating, he holds a trans purple piece in his left hand to represent his elemental power of Misfortune Zarkt with Drix and Nokt on either side of him, Drix’s sickles are clipped to his armour and he has trans red studs in his hands to represent the elemental power of Swarm, Nokt is holding his ridiculously long sword in his left hand (slay left handed king) and in his right is a trans light blue power blast to represent his power of Brute Force
August 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I have deduced that Kur is in fact not a jackal but a chimpanzee
Kur of the Forbidden Five’s face with fucked up teeth, she is allegedly a jackal but her teeth are not remotely similar Chimpanzee with Kur-like fucked up teeth, remarkably similar to Kur, ergo Kur is a chimp
August 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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River Valley in Edmonton
August 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Screenshot of a post with a picture of ugly ass s3p2 Frak edited to say no aura here
July 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Drix looks different…
July 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Mister Frohicky is that you?
Large green frog, its head is out of the water while its body rests underwater
June 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Evidently the designer liked Rox
Heart shaped marking on Rox of the Forbidden Five’s forehead, not a real heart obviously, a love heart
June 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I have deduced from his horrid underbite that Zarkt is in fact a Persian cat I have included a picture of a Persian cat’s skull next to a picture of Zarkt’s face
Persian cat skull, generations of selective breeding left the poor creature with an awful underbite and an overall shortened and squished skull shape that doesn’t even look like a cat, an unfortunate situation that should be considered animal cruelty A picture of Zarkt of the Forbidden Five’s head, he has very prominent lower canines but no obvious upper ones due to it being a small lego piece, this suggests an underbite not unlike the Persian’s
June 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Got new shoes to replace the ones with ever diminishing grip
Rainbow shoes with white and orange soles The exact same shoes Top view of the shoes
June 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Gave Rogue some goggles, they’re inaccurate but they’re the right colour
Rogue Jay figure with his hat off, his head is a robot head from the Lego Movie that I’ve erased the eyebrows and sideburns from Rogue Jay with his hat and Lego Movie robot head with erased eyebrows and sideburns
June 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Turns out cats are a better Forbidden Five defeater than Rising Dragon
Fuzzy cat staring tweakishly at the camera, underneath her are the three official Forbidden Five figures currently released, Nokt, Zarkt and Drix in addition to the ninja and I believe a Dragonian or two, Thunderfang’s right arm is reaching menacingly over the cat and her prey
May 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Cat
May 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Yea or nay on the bricklink order?
Legends of chima minifigures in bricklink car Legends of Chima characters plus Spitta, Fang Suei and hammerheads Weapons and Rattla
May 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I mean this doesn’t exactly look gunmetal to me but it’s also not silver, tbh now I’m annoyed bc she’s the only f5 member to use gunmetal on their weapon, Nokt and Kur use silver and Zarkt and Drix use black
Shitty render of Rox of the Forbidden Five where the colour of her blade is confusing, it’s not exactly gunmetal or silver
May 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I decided to build a $10 style mech for Rogue
Rogue mech holding Lord Ras captive Rogue mech backshot Front of Rogue’s mech, it is dark blue with two chains on the right hand, a chain grapple on the left hand, a gold and blue energy core and blasters on the arms Rogue’s mech showing off its grapple
April 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Let’s settle this, what colours are Kur’s skin? I say sand green and either turquoise or dark green
April 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The Forbidden Five, Rox and Kur have been replaced by Nokt and Drix’s clones, perhaps if they really had two of Drix they wouldn’t have been imprisoned at all
April 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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And it combines with Thunderfang
March 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS HAPPENING ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
The villainous Roby slumped and grey from Kur of the Forbidden Five’s heroic use of Decay on him
March 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Kur’s the goat for this, if she succeeds in killing the annoying little bastard she deserves statues built to commemorate her heroic deed
Kur of the Forbidden Five nobly using her heroic power of Decay on the vile scum sucking fool Roby who has been restrained by two Dragonian Warriors and is hopefully dying a slow painful death as he decays
February 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Seems he can control bugs too, Kai and Nya are getting attacked by bugs in the background
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Yeah, my list for them is human, amphibian or fish
January 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM