"No you aren't moron, you're 5 feet off the ground and wearing less clothes than me somehow. What you're going to do is sit over there and stare like a perv while I milk another fat musky load out to this computer or whatever it's called that shows me hot women 🙄"

"You mean MY room? I'm the one who should be asking why a SKANK like you is wearing that slutty getup while I'm trying to enjoy my brand new living arrangement."