It’s not easy to do what the Birmingham Stallions did #threepeat

Hugh Freeze is the Donald Trump of Auburn football. A fraud and hypocritical asshole who for tribal reasons people think is saving a program when actually he’s wrecking it.

What if the merged XFL-USFL call themselves the National Football SOCIETY?

Say that to Travis Kelce's face, Clay. I dare you. Get on a plane to KC and go say that to his face. A real manly man would.

I will only support an XFL-USFL merger if it includes the return of the original San Antonio Gunslingers, headquartered in a single-wide with convenient escape route to avoid angry mob of unpaid players

Nick Saban: "Why the fuck do you think I oppose the NIL, did you see my record when I had to compete on a level playing field?"

So odd how just when college football players can get paid over the table rather than under, programs like Alabama and Clemson appear to be on the decline, talk about your weird coincidences

"How's that for revenge, you Auburn bastards"

They like some big ol footbaw coaches in Arkansaw

Performative Christians Dabo Swinney and Hugh Freeze: "Father, why hast thou forsaken me?"

Big congrats to St. Louis, I watched the Memphis - Mizzou game last night and they've really done a fine job preserving the shitty 1970s dog piss-stained green shag carpeting look of the Edward Jones Done turf since the days of the St. Louis Rams

The hapless Chicago Bears should be relegated to the USFL and replaced with the Birmingham Stallions

Why no, I'm not Lane Kiffin, the guy who keeps losing to Alabama, my name is Joey Freshwater

Cannot overestimate value of NIL for black college football players, who can now get paid big money in regions with lower risk of stumbling into Ku Klux Klan cookouts

Breaking news from the Plains: after loss to Texas A&M, Auburn hc Hugh Freeze considering firing prostitution coordinator, will resume making calls himself