Also, at the risk of fully ego-ing out loud, you’d like this bar.

I know you and yours have hella cute puffy coats. Let’s do it and raise a bunch of money for the right humans. We go off for present wrapping.

I’ll even wear my PTKU t-shirt.

We do a Free Gift Wrap party every year at Best Intentions, and you would be an honored guest wrapper if you ever find yourself in Chicago this time of year.

Old man brain, requesting assistance.

I made this for my friend in 2017 because he hates Sea Change and is wrong.

You’re always welcome, and I’ll always have a loud Puerto Rican superfan to rile you up.

Over here getting the bar ready for later, and while juicing lemons, Pito just yelled, “Tell Robert Mays HOW ABOUT THAT TOUCH?”

Happy Thanksgiving.