Chris Fondetti
@fondettibakery.bsky.social
I make various breads at my micro-bakery in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. Love cinema, world music, astronomy. Chronic Introvert.
Little puke can’t even put Ukraine down, but all of Europe, no sweat.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Little puke can’t even put Ukraine down, but all of Europe, no sweat.
Apparently, if you want relevant songs for your time, you have to go back to 80s artists or hope they're still making new music in 2025.
youtu.be/NitnZzAOeVo?...
youtu.be/NitnZzAOeVo?...
THE THE - Kissing The Ring Of POTUS (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Apparently, if you want relevant songs for your time, you have to go back to 80s artists or hope they're still making new music in 2025.
youtu.be/NitnZzAOeVo?...
youtu.be/NitnZzAOeVo?...
Highly recommended
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Highly recommended
$8 for a box of four, plus it’s superior.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
$8 for a box of four, plus it’s superior.
…followed by a pardon, and then pedo prez pardons himself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
…followed by a pardon, and then pedo prez pardons himself.
There a Gofundme yet?
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There a Gofundme yet?
Find yourself a micro bakery in your area. That's where the good stuff is now.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Find yourself a micro bakery in your area. That's where the good stuff is now.
I use an egg wash so the toppings stick. No more lap full of seeds!
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I use an egg wash so the toppings stick. No more lap full of seeds!
There’s enough losers in government, no thanks. www.kait8.com/2024/05/17/d...
Man sentenced after police find decomposing dogs in truck
A Blytheville man was sentenced months after police found two dogs dead in the back of a truck.
www.kait8.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
There’s enough losers in government, no thanks. www.kait8.com/2024/05/17/d...
I used to write for a living, now I make bread. Same vampiric lifestyle!
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I used to write for a living, now I make bread. Same vampiric lifestyle!
You’ve got next to nothing, let me take that. Good look.
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
You’ve got next to nothing, let me take that. Good look.
Sorry, not yet! I can’t keep these in stock locally, so you’ll need to come here and engage in fisticuffs like a proper customer. 😁
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sorry, not yet! I can’t keep these in stock locally, so you’ll need to come here and engage in fisticuffs like a proper customer. 😁
Have a Cinnamon Roll Focaccia fresh out of the oven. You deserve it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Have a Cinnamon Roll Focaccia fresh out of the oven. You deserve it.
I had Sora whip up a marionette trailer and frankly I’d watch this.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I had Sora whip up a marionette trailer and frankly I’d watch this.
Rooting for the cancer, it’s a life form like anything else.
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Rooting for the cancer, it’s a life form like anything else.
Agreed. The elevator scene is impeccable.
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Agreed. The elevator scene is impeccable.
Would it kill people to be less fucking stupid?
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would it kill people to be less fucking stupid?
I make bread for a living and when I stir, I’m mimicking galactic rotation. Then I do a quick reverse; a galactic collision. Reverse again, faster, deepening the whirlpool that heads towards the singularity at the bottom of the bowl.
Consider me pro stirring. It’s how the universe works.
Consider me pro stirring. It’s how the universe works.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I make bread for a living and when I stir, I’m mimicking galactic rotation. Then I do a quick reverse; a galactic collision. Reverse again, faster, deepening the whirlpool that heads towards the singularity at the bottom of the bowl.
Consider me pro stirring. It’s how the universe works.
Consider me pro stirring. It’s how the universe works.
Sorry, they’ve picked the maga direction
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sorry, they’ve picked the maga direction
Wait till you hear who plays on these teams
October 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Wait till you hear who plays on these teams