this is highly reminiscent of the study which established that, at scale, Kansas is significantly flatter than a pancake

Methinks they doth protest too much.
I mean, that face tells a story.

I have heard he is also going to insist that Hanson's 'MMMBop' is henceforth known instead as '3000 Bop'

Here's one I prepared earlier:
bsky.app/profile/foma...

Behold! I Am Floof, Destroyer Of Floof!

'Alison Gross', trad. arr. Steeleye Span (April 1973)

Muppet Glass Onion: Lew Zealand for the billionaire, Janice for Janelle Monáe, Animal for Dave Bautista

The decorations have been up for the past two weeks at the local shopping centre.
It's almost enough to make me wish we had Thanksgiving here, to keep it at bay a few weeks longer. Almost.

Clay Blakehills' law-firm zombie novella 'Killable Hours' springs to mind - if memory serves (and it may not, it's been a long time since I read it) it runs its course almost entirely within an office block

I went looking for the precursors to Fred Pohl's 'Day Million', and you're not gonna believe this, but

When they describe those days in the history books, they will be known as 'The Kakistocratic Rehearsal'

Much like Dubya, we thought Clippy was the worst it could get. (lolsob)

"Think of me as your plastic pal who's no fun to be with"

"and another thing: im not guilty. please don't put in the newspaper that i got guilty"