Simon Petrie (he/him)
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Simon Petrie (he/him)
@fomalhaut451.bsky.social
Writer of short books w. long titles, eg 'I Have No Legs And I Must Manspread'. Hemulen. Titan tragic. Cisgender. Pakeha in Oz. He/him.
this is highly reminiscent of the study which established that, at scale, Kansas is significantly flatter than a pancake
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Methinks they doth protest too much.
I mean, that face tells a story.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I have heard he is also going to insist that Hanson's 'MMMBop' is henceforth known instead as '3000 Bop'
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Here's one I prepared earlier:
bsky.app/profile/foma...
In the kitty litter economy, poo is cheap; wee is costly
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Behold! I Am Floof, Destroyer Of Floof!
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
'Alison Gross', trad. arr. Steeleye Span (April 1973)
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Muppet Glass Onion: Lew Zealand for the billionaire, Janice for Janelle Monáe, Animal for Dave Bautista
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The decorations have been up for the past two weeks at the local shopping centre.
It's almost enough to make me wish we had Thanksgiving here, to keep it at bay a few weeks longer. Almost.
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Clay Blakehills' law-firm zombie novella 'Killable Hours' springs to mind - if memory serves (and it may not, it's been a long time since I read it) it runs its course almost entirely within an office block
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I went looking for the precursors to Fred Pohl's 'Day Million', and you're not gonna believe this, but
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When they describe those days in the history books, they will be known as 'The Kakistocratic Rehearsal'
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Much like Dubya, we thought Clippy was the worst it could get. (lolsob)
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
"Think of me as your plastic pal who's no fun to be with"
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"and another thing: im not guilty. please don't put in the newspaper that i got guilty"
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM