The One Dingus, Kyle Rudgers
@folkiewriter.bsky.social
Writer. Photographer. Production Manager. Lover of Baltimore, hon. Currently not on fire.
I have lost 37 pounds since July 1.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I have lost 37 pounds since July 1.
Two turkeys in the Fox booth. I’d rather listen to the carved bird than Smoltz.
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Two turkeys in the Fox booth. I’d rather listen to the carved bird than Smoltz.
Finally got to turn on playoff baseball and dear God it’s Red Sox/Yankees.
I hope they tie and then get hit by a meteor.
I hope they tie and then get hit by a meteor.
September 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Finally got to turn on playoff baseball and dear God it’s Red Sox/Yankees.
I hope they tie and then get hit by a meteor.
I hope they tie and then get hit by a meteor.
Today, James Dobson is finding out just how wrong he was.
August 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Today, James Dobson is finding out just how wrong he was.
Just saw “Krypto” but I was informed that there was a whole other movie happening about a man who wears his underpants wrong.
July 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Just saw “Krypto” but I was informed that there was a whole other movie happening about a man who wears his underpants wrong.
When my kids ask me where babies come from
June 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When my kids ask me where babies come from
First Father’s Day without my father. Very complicated feelings today.
June 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
First Father’s Day without my father. Very complicated feelings today.
Just watched the last season of Handmaid’s Tale and everyone is reunited with their babies but I’ll never get reunited with my Cathleen so now I’m bawling and I can’t stop and don’t really want to.
May 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just watched the last season of Handmaid’s Tale and everyone is reunited with their babies but I’ll never get reunited with my Cathleen so now I’m bawling and I can’t stop and don’t really want to.
WHAT IS THIS HAVE TO WAIT TWO YEARS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF “LAST OF US” BULLSHIT?!
May 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
WHAT IS THIS HAVE TO WAIT TWO YEARS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF “LAST OF US” BULLSHIT?!
Brandon Hyde deserved better.
May 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Brandon Hyde deserved better.
If I had a dollar for every time I saw the April 25th thing from Miss Congeniality today, Id have enough money to buy a light jacket.
April 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If I had a dollar for every time I saw the April 25th thing from Miss Congeniality today, Id have enough money to buy a light jacket.
It’s that first-show-of-the-15-hour-day-with-a-show-tonight-and-a-rehearsal-in-between-after-a-14-hour-day-yesterday kind of day.
April 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s that first-show-of-the-15-hour-day-with-a-show-tonight-and-a-rehearsal-in-between-after-a-14-hour-day-yesterday kind of day.
Opening Day! Orioles!
And something to live for for the next six or so months.
And something to live for for the next six or so months.
March 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Opening Day! Orioles!
And something to live for for the next six or so months.
And something to live for for the next six or so months.
Everything is terrible and isn’t getting better but at least we have The Dude.
March 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Everything is terrible and isn’t getting better but at least we have The Dude.
I grew up with the Washington Post. My dad instilled in me the importance of local journalism. He would read the paper with me and I developed my worldview and way to form opinions.
Canceling the Post today felt like losing part of my childhood and a connection to my dad.
So fuck you, Bezos.
Canceling the Post today felt like losing part of my childhood and a connection to my dad.
So fuck you, Bezos.
February 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I grew up with the Washington Post. My dad instilled in me the importance of local journalism. He would read the paper with me and I developed my worldview and way to form opinions.
Canceling the Post today felt like losing part of my childhood and a connection to my dad.
So fuck you, Bezos.
Canceling the Post today felt like losing part of my childhood and a connection to my dad.
So fuck you, Bezos.
Everything is terrible and isn’t going to get better but at least there is Ladybug on my lap.
February 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Everything is terrible and isn’t going to get better but at least there is Ladybug on my lap.
Everything sucks and won’t get better so what’s the point of it all?
February 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Everything sucks and won’t get better so what’s the point of it all?
Patrick Mahomes hasn’t taken the field yet and the Eagles have already been penalized for roughing the passer.
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Patrick Mahomes hasn’t taken the field yet and the Eagles have already been penalized for roughing the passer.
When my dad died in December, he had not quite finished this book. And Steve Coll was one of his favorite writers
To honor that fandom, and to honor my dad, I’m starting this today so it can be finished by a Rudgers.
#booksky
To honor that fandom, and to honor my dad, I’m starting this today so it can be finished by a Rudgers.
#booksky
February 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When my dad died in December, he had not quite finished this book. And Steve Coll was one of his favorite writers
To honor that fandom, and to honor my dad, I’m starting this today so it can be finished by a Rudgers.
#booksky
To honor that fandom, and to honor my dad, I’m starting this today so it can be finished by a Rudgers.
#booksky
I just realized something. I just realized it because I’m so tired and grouchy.
I just realized you can’t spell “felon” without “Elon.”
I just realized you can’t spell “felon” without “Elon.”
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I just realized something. I just realized it because I’m so tired and grouchy.
I just realized you can’t spell “felon” without “Elon.”
I just realized you can’t spell “felon” without “Elon.”
There is so much discord and strife right now. I am scared for our country and the future of my children.
But once in a while a question distracts us and must be answered:
WHO WAS THE ONE PERSON WHO KEPT ICHIRO OFF HIS HALL OF FAME BALLOT? AND WHY SHOULD HE KEEP HIS VOTE?
But once in a while a question distracts us and must be answered:
WHO WAS THE ONE PERSON WHO KEPT ICHIRO OFF HIS HALL OF FAME BALLOT? AND WHY SHOULD HE KEEP HIS VOTE?
January 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There is so much discord and strife right now. I am scared for our country and the future of my children.
But once in a while a question distracts us and must be answered:
WHO WAS THE ONE PERSON WHO KEPT ICHIRO OFF HIS HALL OF FAME BALLOT? AND WHY SHOULD HE KEEP HIS VOTE?
But once in a while a question distracts us and must be answered:
WHO WAS THE ONE PERSON WHO KEPT ICHIRO OFF HIS HALL OF FAME BALLOT? AND WHY SHOULD HE KEEP HIS VOTE?
You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me.
I grew up cheering a Washington football team that was dominant. I was 21 when they last made it this far.
Now I’m 55 and after being apathetic about a team owned by an evil elf, I’m a fan again.
I grew up cheering a Washington football team that was dominant. I was 21 when they last made it this far.
Now I’m 55 and after being apathetic about a team owned by an evil elf, I’m a fan again.
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me.
I grew up cheering a Washington football team that was dominant. I was 21 when they last made it this far.
Now I’m 55 and after being apathetic about a team owned by an evil elf, I’m a fan again.
I grew up cheering a Washington football team that was dominant. I was 21 when they last made it this far.
Now I’m 55 and after being apathetic about a team owned by an evil elf, I’m a fan again.