Alexander the Zounderkite
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Alexander the Zounderkite
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I don't care for mushrooms on pizza.
I write highly unmarketable music. I study philosophy and religions.
I have formal education in philosophy with a focus on health care ethics. There are lots of important things about me not written here. 93/93 he/him
Did you have a fantasy that you were an alien as a kid?” I ask people this question when they tell me they were the middle child. Most middle children answer “Yes” and give me a confused look.
I think this is an example of how people mythologize their situation to understand it.
#middlechildren
August 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My condolences to those who have lost the bet another year.
I have now survived 41 years.

I don't feel 41.
I feel more like a mysterious 200 year old wizard.

Oh! New sitcom idea. A 200 year old wizard finally settles down and marries a woman with three kids.

#sitcomidea
April 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I've long thought about when I will have officially lived longer than my biological father. He was 41 when he died. 41 and 8 months. I turn 41 in April. That's also when the sale of the house I grew up in closes. The house where he died.
There is a lot of symbolism going on there.

93/93
March 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The are two wolves inside me. One wants to make eerie sample and synthesizer based music, the other wants to make weepy acoustic music.
March 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My human costume is itching.
March 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm trying to use these short form social media platforms. But I can articulate my thoughts in such few characters.
February 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm listening to Judith Butler's "Gender Trouble." It's making me refresh various philosophers I didn't study in graduate school. Levi-Straus, Lecan, and Nietzche to name a few. #judithbutler #gendertrouble
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
1/5
If I were to physically overpower someone and take their money, I would easily be regarded as a criminal.
But what if I mentally overpower someone? What if I convince them to sign up for loan terms or another financial product that hurt them financially and makes me richer?
February 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A long time ago I watched a video of the band the Bush Tetras.
Underneath it someone commented "The Bush Tetras should be more famous than the Talking Heads."
This comment sticks in my mind. Why the Talking Heads? Did the Talking Heads somehow take the slot of cult popularity for the Bush Tetras?!
January 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Started the day by meditating. Now I'm getting dinner in the crock pot and listening to Skinny Puppy. Life is good! #skinnypuppy #lifeisgood
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
1/5Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too!
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This morning, I woke up wearing a KMFDM t-shirt. Then I see they have photos of the most recent school shooter wearing a KMFDM t-shirt. They are the only band I have t-shirts for.
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
"21. With the God & the Adorer I am nothing: they do not see me. They are as upon the earth; I am Heaven, and there is no other God than me, and my lord Hadit." -The Book of the Law #thelema
December 14, 2024 at 11:10 PM
“Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle,
you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle.
Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em.
You can laugh about it later (maybe needed while despairing).
December 12, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I allow myself an alcoholic beverage 1-2 times a year because of my silly liver.
So it makes me mad if I consume something disappointing.
I want to try an absinthe or other anise drink this NYE. I have enjoyed absinthe in the past.
I don't want to break the bank.
Any recommendations? #Absinthe
December 9, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I recommend borrowing DVDs from the library, and owning DVDs.
One reason is that streaming services edit the movies they provide. They don't preserve the original. They remove things that might be considered offensive by their viewers.
December 8, 2024 at 2:37 PM
My last multiple post post, I messed up the numbering and it won't let me edit.
December 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Your conspiracy theories don't help any investigation. They just hurt the grieving of people surrounding the man murdered.
I'm not sure a 16 and 19 year old deserve to have their grief played with because of their father's questionable choices.
4/5
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 PM
My mother didn't tell me about this till I was older. This was the 90s so luckily we didn't have internet to traumatize us further.
Brian Thompsons kids are 16 and 19 and most likely have internet access.
3/4
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM
PSA.
So the CEO of United HealthCare was shot. It might seem fun and interesting to speculate about what really happened.
But please don't share your theories online. This is personal for me. 1/3
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I'm trying to focus on completing books, and podcast series. I bounce around too much.
Banking Regulation is out temporarily because I find the election results negate the possibility of any thoughtful banking regulation. It just becomes depressing.
December 4, 2024 at 8:20 PM
How are you doing today? Let's talk about nonsense.
December 2, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Baby there's socialism outside.

"The lyrics in a certain light appear manipulative. It can be seen as a man being coercive towards a woman.....
Dan was very offended by people finding that song offensive...... He posted multiple times about it, and how he thought people were too sensitive. "
December 1, 2024 at 11:50 PM
"In God we trust. In cars you rust!" #aliensexfiend
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Standard lyrics Disclaimer
It has come to my attention that when you post lyrics on social media people assume they are a reference to your current state of mind.
For the record, any reference to terrorism, drug use, murder, self destruction, space travel, being saved by Jesus,.....
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 PM