Jeff 🐟
@foldedfish.bsky.social
A mystery wrapped in an enigma, then wrapped in a flour tortilla, served in a tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili.
UX engineer. Accessibility advocate. Game designer. Musician. Kook.
UX engineer. Accessibility advocate. Game designer. Musician. Kook.
“Make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town on a desktop globe. Exit wound in a foreign nation, showing the home of the one this was written for.”
The protagonist of “Ana Ng” likely lives in Peru.
The protagonist of “Ana Ng” likely lives in Peru.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town on a desktop globe. Exit wound in a foreign nation, showing the home of the one this was written for.”
The protagonist of “Ana Ng” likely lives in Peru.
The protagonist of “Ana Ng” likely lives in Peru.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
September 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
In a shocking turn of events you’ll never see coming, the guy who wrote these “jokes” was just arrested for multiple counts of child sexual exploitation.
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In a shocking turn of events you’ll never see coming, the guy who wrote these “jokes” was just arrested for multiple counts of child sexual exploitation.
Make America Healthy Again? How about we start with this nightmare. Look at his face. It’s like someone left a ketchup-soaked tortilla under the broiler for too long.
(Not doctored; I took this from BBC News, who credit Getty Images)
(Not doctored; I took this from BBC News, who credit Getty Images)
August 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Make America Healthy Again? How about we start with this nightmare. Look at his face. It’s like someone left a ketchup-soaked tortilla under the broiler for too long.
(Not doctored; I took this from BBC News, who credit Getty Images)
(Not doctored; I took this from BBC News, who credit Getty Images)
Jumbo Donettes: We are the breakfast food with the most nonsensical name
Little Bites: hold my coffee
Little Bites: hold my coffee
June 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Jumbo Donettes: We are the breakfast food with the most nonsensical name
Little Bites: hold my coffee
Little Bites: hold my coffee
Super-sizing is out of control. Who can eat one that large
June 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Super-sizing is out of control. Who can eat one that large
So TIL that “Octopus” is the name of an energy company in the UK, but I preferred this headline before I looked that up
May 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So TIL that “Octopus” is the name of an energy company in the UK, but I preferred this headline before I looked that up
March 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The two of them should be replaying this clip at every opportunity
March 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The two of them should be replaying this clip at every opportunity
Now we know who’s the raccoon in Lars’ household
March 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Now we know who’s the raccoon in Lars’ household
As “d” and “H” are a ligature, we can infer this is a “dh”, a voiced dental fricative phoneme, as in the English word “this”. Presumably Frank’s felt “ð” would be challenging for most modern English typesetters. Still, it’s clear that “Reðot” is what’s intended.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
March 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
As “d” and “H” are a ligature, we can infer this is a “dh”, a voiced dental fricative phoneme, as in the English word “this”. Presumably Frank’s felt “ð” would be challenging for most modern English typesetters. Still, it’s clear that “Reðot” is what’s intended.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
January 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
Enjoy some expensive coffee with your expensive eggs.
Are we great again yet? Not sure how much more greatness I can stand.
Are we great again yet? Not sure how much more greatness I can stand.
January 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Enjoy some expensive coffee with your expensive eggs.
Are we great again yet? Not sure how much more greatness I can stand.
Are we great again yet? Not sure how much more greatness I can stand.
This feels like indie cred, but dorkier.
September 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
This feels like indie cred, but dorkier.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a fully-vigilant perimeter of good guys with guns at a distance of over 500 yards, at all times
September 15, 2024 at 11:40 PM
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a fully-vigilant perimeter of good guys with guns at a distance of over 500 yards, at all times
"The green M&M isn't sexy now that she stopped wearing boots."
"We should have genital checks for all high school athletes."
"Exercise makes you unhealthy and you die sooner."
"Childless people shouldn't be in office."
They're such weirdo creeps.
"We should have genital checks for all high school athletes."
"Exercise makes you unhealthy and you die sooner."
"Childless people shouldn't be in office."
They're such weirdo creeps.
July 31, 2024 at 12:10 AM
"The green M&M isn't sexy now that she stopped wearing boots."
"We should have genital checks for all high school athletes."
"Exercise makes you unhealthy and you die sooner."
"Childless people shouldn't be in office."
They're such weirdo creeps.
"We should have genital checks for all high school athletes."
"Exercise makes you unhealthy and you die sooner."
"Childless people shouldn't be in office."
They're such weirdo creeps.
A screenshot is worth a 1000 words.
April 18, 2024 at 11:31 PM
A screenshot is worth a 1000 words.
This jar says it expires on “12 Thermidor CCXXXII”
December 26, 2023 at 12:08 AM
This jar says it expires on “12 Thermidor CCXXXII”
Leaked video of the next Marvel movie’s post-credits scene
December 19, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Leaked video of the next Marvel movie’s post-credits scene
